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Every man thinks about Batman at least once per day.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1264tix on March 29, 2023 at 11:42 PM in Showerthoughts

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Whatever watch you have, it will be 100% precise twice a day

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11zwv48 on March 23, 2023 at 8:48 PM in Showerthoughts

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Spring and summer have almost the exact same amount of daylight hours because the longest day falls on the first day of summer

Submitted by youpviver t3_124mwkv on March 28, 2023 at 12:16 PM in Showerthoughts

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The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1266kyi on March 30, 2023 at 12:56 AM in Showerthoughts

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Technically, vegetarians are not made of meat.

Submitted by snowypotato t3_11zpkov on March 23, 2023 at 4:30 PM in Showerthoughts

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You will never see yourself being born.

Submitted by 2ndHolocaustIncoming t3_126ij6i on March 30, 2023 at 10:19 AM in Showerthoughts

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Given there are more than 8.5 million animal species, the greatest shit talkers in the world are unlikely human.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127yqv1 on March 31, 2023 at 8:46 PM in Showerthoughts

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The year 0 is the only year to be not be AD or BC

Submitted by Scrambled_59 t3_12822j0 on March 31, 2023 at 10:33 PM in Showerthoughts

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Sucking dick seems way harder than eating pussy.

Submitted by Terminal_Chill t3_126zuso on March 30, 2023 at 9:29 PM in Showerthoughts

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They'd be wearing it had he been nailed to a purple dildo.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_121frva on March 25, 2023 at 8:44 AM in Showerthoughts

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Food delivery services are popular because women don't cook anymore

Submitted by AnderBRO2 t3_11zutcg on March 23, 2023 at 7:37 PM in Showerthoughts

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People born on February 29th can’t celebrate their 21st birthday by drinking at a bar

Submitted by [deleted] t3_124o6ho on March 28, 2023 at 1:06 PM in Showerthoughts

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Your Stomach doesn’t think potato soup is mashed

Submitted by MLreninja t3_125u2oz on March 29, 2023 at 5:08 PM in Showerthoughts

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Bring ginger and bring British are the only 2 marginalized groups of people that is socially acceptable to make fun of.

Submitted by krypthammer t3_126up8y on March 30, 2023 at 6:08 PM in Showerthoughts

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People who existed before Mirrors lived their whole lives without knowing what they looked like

Submitted by frombaktk t3_126015p on March 29, 2023 at 8:40 PM in Showerthoughts

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You can never watch yourself blink.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1207zxa on March 24, 2023 at 3:42 AM in Showerthoughts

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He can descend from the skies, shine light on everyone, sendings a booming voice across the globe that He has arrived, and there will still be people who won't believe a word He says

Submitted by eggtart_prince t3_123ycwg on March 27, 2023 at 7:56 PM in Showerthoughts

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Because of how the internet is, there is probavly an image of saul goodman fucking Marin Kitagawa somewhere.

Submitted by TSMStar t3_126rxh3 on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM in Showerthoughts

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Your first heart is free, if you want a second one (transplant) it’s expensive

Submitted by [deleted] t3_124wnrj on March 28, 2023 at 5:50 PM in Showerthoughts

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No matter how ugly you think someone is, if they have kids then somebody somewhere found them attractive enough to mate.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_12631ip on March 29, 2023 at 10:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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You can see more in a microscope than a telescope.

Submitted by Effective-Pomelo-661 t3_126bch6 on March 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM in Showerthoughts

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It never thunders during snowstorms.

Submitted by lsrwlf t3_127pw3h on March 31, 2023 at 3:56 PM in Showerthoughts

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Humans create mules so they can not reproduce, perhaps because humans are afraid they will take over the world.

Submitted by David-Diron t3_1284ihg on March 31, 2023 at 11:57 PM in Showerthoughts

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Due to all of our double standards, the guy has to be a lot more careful in a relationship than the girl.

Submitted by medmac_2112 t3_11y4n61 on March 22, 2023 at 2:58 AM in Showerthoughts

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It's very ironic one and won sound alike

Submitted by Seedpound t3_122tam9 on March 26, 2023 at 5:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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