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Your life was already destined to be the way it is. You act thinking you have free will when everything was already predestined

Submitted by LovelyLeaf4 t3_124wy8a on March 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM in Showerthoughts

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Just realized there’s no countries in Africa that start with a K

Submitted by [deleted] t3_123xjka on March 27, 2023 at 7:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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The average size of a penis is 3 to 5 inches, so as long as you’ve got 3 inches, you’re good to go and if your woman doesn’t feel that then the problem isn’t you.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_12196bl on March 25, 2023 at 3:30 AM in Showerthoughts

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Ramen satisfies the primal urge to eat brains with pointy sticks

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1259yns on March 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM in Showerthoughts

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We will eventually find every question we have about the universe but we will never find out what happens after death

Submitted by Pokemasterkendrew06 t3_125722d on March 29, 2023 at 12:04 AM in Showerthoughts

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Doughnut = dough + nut

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127fph1 on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 AM in Showerthoughts

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Kewpie Mayo just tastes like salad cream

Submitted by Seeker0fStrength t3_124ub36 on March 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM in Showerthoughts

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Ambulance and firetruck drivers never have to deal with traffic.

Submitted by medmac_2112 t3_124oj8a on March 28, 2023 at 1:19 PM in Showerthoughts

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When you press the gas pedal, the car accelerates. When you press the brake pedal, the car accelerates.

Submitted by noopenusernames t3_124zv5b on March 28, 2023 at 7:43 PM in Showerthoughts

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We are incredibly lucky that we have seperate holes for eating and waste

Submitted by [deleted] t3_120bem1 on March 24, 2023 at 6:23 AM in Showerthoughts

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There are no cumshots in space, only cumfloats

Submitted by [deleted] t3_123wnsm on March 27, 2023 at 6:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people

Submitted by [deleted] t3_125tlxy on March 29, 2023 at 4:50 PM in Showerthoughts

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90s kids aren’t kids anymore

Submitted by The95thZebra t3_127xpzd on March 31, 2023 at 8:14 PM in Showerthoughts

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Stir Fry is the only dish which is also it’s cooking instructions.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_124xysn on March 28, 2023 at 6:36 PM in Showerthoughts

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Feet is a terrible unit of measurement considering everyone has different sized feet

Submitted by PacmanTheHitman t3_11henbk on March 3, 2023 at 8:55 PM in Showerthoughts

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One silver lining of being poor is that your chances of dying in an avalanche are significantly lower.

Submitted by badRLplayer t3_11hkqjh on March 4, 2023 at 12:54 AM in Showerthoughts

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There is a small sliver of the population who had to learn cursive and played Oregon Trail in grade school.

Submitted by dickalopejr t3_11i8jrd on March 4, 2023 at 6:04 PM in Showerthoughts

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Donating to televangelists is the same for old people as young people donating to twitch streamers

Submitted by FlickNugglick t3_11icir3 on March 4, 2023 at 8:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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We're slowly growing up to become the adult we needed the most as kids

Submitted by Simply-_-Curious t3_11iukab on March 5, 2023 at 11:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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Since there are 8,000,000,000 people on earth, 253 people were born on the exact same day of the year at the exact same second as you were.

Submitted by HungryDiaper t3_11jgcye on March 5, 2023 at 10:42 PM in Showerthoughts

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In the distant future, historian's are going to struggle to know what's real and what was AI generated

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11jkjut on March 6, 2023 at 1:37 AM in Showerthoughts

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People care more about looking ethical, than actually being ethical.

Submitted by marquizdesade t3_11l11dd on March 7, 2023 at 2:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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Making drunk friends youl never see again while having a smoke outside the bar has been a thing for 1000s of years

Submitted by willywillwilfred t3_11lbyta on March 7, 2023 at 9:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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There will likely never be a study to correlate overly large trucks with small dicks

Submitted by PartyKrill t3_11m9jt5 on March 8, 2023 at 9:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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All pornhubs gotta do is realease a short video format like tiktok, and humanity is fucked

Submitted by Important-Pick-1198 t3_11mdy14 on March 9, 2023 at 12:53 AM in Showerthoughts

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