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I heard my neighbor wiping his feet on my doormat, we had an extra one so I put it in front of his door as a statement of assertive communication, I heard his door open, and then close and he's in his house asking everyone where it came from
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Ordered some vitamins and hair conditioner from Walgreens, but that’s not what they sent.Submitted by BurnzillabydaBay t3_ycy2rm in funny
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After getting hit by a forklift twice in one week, my coworker started wearing protection.
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