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Someone out there is the most beautiful person on Earth but they probably don’t know it, and neither does anybody else.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5p0oj on November 27, 2022 at 2:24 AM in Showerthoughts

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The clitoris is a micro-penis, the vagina is an inverted ballsack.

Submitted by Salingo t3_z95xa1 on November 30, 2022 at 10:44 PM in Showerthoughts

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There's the same amount of numbers between -∞ to 0 and -∞ to ∞

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z9436g on November 30, 2022 at 9:37 PM in Showerthoughts

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When you die, the tattoo dies also

Submitted by Seedpound t3_z17x4v on November 21, 2022 at 7:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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In chainsaw man episode 8 Himeno attempts to have sex with Denji. Denji is 16 and sober while Himeno is 21 and drunk. Technically they were raping each other for different reasons.

Submitted by Boatwhistle t3_z8jsk7 on November 30, 2022 at 6:30 AM in Showerthoughts

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Most things kept in jars are put on bread.

Submitted by Oheligud t3_z6fg7x on November 27, 2022 at 10:56 PM in Showerthoughts

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Straight porn makes you 50% gay because you masturbate to a naked man and woman.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z63156 on November 27, 2022 at 2:50 PM in Showerthoughts

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People think pay-to-win video games are bad… Wait until they find out the world they’re in is pay-to-live.

Submitted by PromiseMePlease t3_z92idf on November 30, 2022 at 8:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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AIs will be able to fully replace humans, since our mind and feelings are not as complicated as we think

Submitted by peskypulse t3_z96kg9 on November 30, 2022 at 11:08 PM in Showerthoughts

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The first two paragraphs of any given Internet article are filler.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5sr4p on November 27, 2022 at 5:31 AM in Showerthoughts

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No only child has ever seen their mom pregnant

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z86b7j on November 29, 2022 at 9:11 PM in Showerthoughts

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Your Mother and Father were both hungry. But they wanted you to eat instead. And when you didn't like it, they got you something else.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7nzf3 on November 29, 2022 at 8:30 AM in Showerthoughts

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Pokémon are technically digimon

Submitted by RelentlessLOV t3_z3s236 on November 24, 2022 at 7:08 PM in Showerthoughts

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There's no old gingers.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z8yc89 on November 30, 2022 at 6:05 PM in Showerthoughts

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Guys that grunt in the gym and attention wanting pussies.

Submitted by popflap t3_z4pi5o on November 25, 2022 at 9:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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Tipping for a service, and donating to charity are the same thing, but only one is tax deductible.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7as70 on November 28, 2022 at 10:27 PM in Showerthoughts

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A pen's length will always stay the same.

Submitted by AmbitiousCheese t3_z79b17 on November 28, 2022 at 9:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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The lower 48 states includes Hawaii as it’s the southernmost state

Submitted by bulldoggie_bulgogi t3_z7jkbs on November 29, 2022 at 4:39 AM in Showerthoughts

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First man to discover cow milk as edible was either by an innocent mistake or sexual curiosity

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3drvb on November 24, 2022 at 7:41 AM in Showerthoughts

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Water is one of the only liquids to have a 100% mortality rate. Everyone who drinks it dies

Submitted by WuTouchdmyweenie t3_z7ne1j on November 29, 2022 at 7:59 AM in Showerthoughts

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You can't spell therapist without rapist

Submitted by JazHeadburn t3_z8k58t on November 30, 2022 at 6:48 AM in Showerthoughts

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Premature ejaculated is evolutionarily advantageous

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z81g9a on November 29, 2022 at 6:13 PM in Showerthoughts

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Boo-boo is slang for a romantic partner, a pet, minor injuries and feces.

Submitted by Sleep-system t3_z7g7bc on November 29, 2022 at 2:06 AM in Showerthoughts

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No one really knows if they are straight unless they have tried not being straight.

Submitted by Johnny_B_Asshole t3_z8cwhu on November 30, 2022 at 1:27 AM in Showerthoughts

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There are probably songs you hate, but like a small part of it. But there are probably no songs you love and hate a small part of it.

Submitted by ihaveacrushonmercy t3_z2in99 on November 23, 2022 at 7:27 AM in Showerthoughts

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