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Eating mushrooms is gross when you realized they grow from animal feces

Submitted by xxstrobexx t3_z850sb on November 29, 2022 at 8:24 PM in Showerthoughts

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Womenless world is also a milkless world.

Submitted by 256Moin256 t3_z8t68z on November 30, 2022 at 2:40 PM in Showerthoughts

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6 Degrees of Separation/The Kevin Bacon Theory.

Submitted by TheFourSevens t3_z8b17o on November 30, 2022 at 12:11 AM in Showerthoughts

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Some of the nicest people you will ever meet will be predators. Lying will never be below a predator. And if you aren't %100 certain someone is a predator be grateful. Those that are %100 certain are their victims.

Submitted by HelpMaybe_EndFinally t3_z68jgq on November 27, 2022 at 6:27 PM in Showerthoughts

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People who are promoting hydrogen as a green fuel always forget what water vapor is one of the most powerful greenhouse gases.

Submitted by CMDR_kamikazze t3_z8k8j2 on November 30, 2022 at 6:52 AM in Showerthoughts

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Make Puerto Rico a state and combine Connecticut into Rhode Island

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z901ke on November 30, 2022 at 7:06 PM in Showerthoughts

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Humans are the only mammals that can stand on one leg.

Submitted by Beflijster t3_z66s0e on November 27, 2022 at 5:18 PM in Showerthoughts

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Women don't have an adam's apple because Eve ate hers

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z4lj1g on November 25, 2022 at 7:13 PM in Showerthoughts

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Kids get disappointed on Halloween if they don’t get a good haul. Some adults get disappointed on Halloween cause no kids visited them

Submitted by TIFUstorytime t3_yix7zs on November 1, 2022 at 3:13 AM in Showerthoughts

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A sign of how boring billionaires truly are is that none live under the sea or on the moon

Submitted by Slow-Razzmatazz-4005 t3_ymv3ii on November 5, 2022 at 2:12 PM in Showerthoughts

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Companies that claim to have family values and prioritize schedules for parents are preventing single people from having the ideal times off for mingling to start families.

Submitted by FizzlePopBerryTwist t3_ynl2tb on November 6, 2022 at 8:56 AM in Showerthoughts

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Just thought about how lefties have to deal with small everyday things being adjusted for the rightie majority and are slightly inconvenienced for life

Submitted by Your_average_fox t3_yo2rg4 on November 6, 2022 at 9:05 PM in Showerthoughts

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We aren't willing to pay $2 extra in taxes for important things but will happily pay $2 for a chance to win a $1.9 billion lottery

Submitted by Iwubwatermelon t3_yp2z57 on November 7, 2022 at 10:33 PM in Showerthoughts

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Someone has probably masturbated exactly the same amount of times as you.

Submitted by qarasaq t3_yqe7cq on November 9, 2022 at 9:57 AM in Showerthoughts

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Kids in the future are probably gonna get their ass kicked by their parents at video games

Submitted by DaNASCARMem t3_yszine on November 12, 2022 at 7:18 AM in Showerthoughts

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The CIA probably has the biggest database of dick pics in the world

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yu08wd on November 13, 2022 at 12:26 PM in Showerthoughts

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The centre of the dart board is assumed to be the hardest to hit, but in reality, every point is equally hard to hit

Submitted by Feraminecarts77 t3_yu6rd7 on November 13, 2022 at 4:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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A good scale for how big an asshole you are is how far you skip ahead of the traffic line

Submitted by yourenotmymom69 t3_yvd9k1 on November 14, 2022 at 9:30 PM in Showerthoughts

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Most people are ok with suffering, as long as they are not the victims.

Submitted by MyNameIsNonYaBizniz t3_yvrkhd on November 15, 2022 at 9:04 AM in Showerthoughts

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Being unpalatable to humans is a good survival trait for an animal. Being delicious to humans is a good survival trait for a species.

Submitted by sad-whale t3_ywiaai on November 16, 2022 at 3:22 AM in Showerthoughts

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One of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do is grieve the loss of a person who’s still alive.

Submitted by TheRiceKrispyTreats t3_yxg8cr on November 17, 2022 at 4:16 AM in Showerthoughts

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People only defend the hyper wealthy because they think they will be in the same boat one day

Submitted by 888888888888880 t3_yxh28f on November 17, 2022 at 4:57 AM in Showerthoughts

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Something went horribly wrong if you ever look at your butthole directly.

Submitted by gamma-ray-bursts t3_yyfbpj on November 18, 2022 at 8:49 AM in Showerthoughts

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You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.

Submitted by clitsdontexist t3_yyxi7b on November 18, 2022 at 11:14 PM in Showerthoughts

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At some point quite recently, we all decided that kitchen aprons don't need to be a thing anymore

Submitted by Adam_Gill_1965 t3_z008hc on November 20, 2022 at 9:51 AM in Showerthoughts

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