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I bought the newlyweds an elephant for their room.

Submitted by AramintaDerwent t3_121yhn5 on March 25, 2023 at 8:42 PM in Jokes

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I'm seriously tired of liberals saying that Trump has never won the popular vote

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127obld on March 31, 2023 at 3:05 PM in Jokes

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What did the fire fighter say when the brothel was burning down?

Submitted by AfganPearlDiver t3_127fias on March 31, 2023 at 9:08 AM in Jokes

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What is the favorite sex position of the vampires?

Submitted by Tragelafos t3_11z0bb1 on March 22, 2023 at 11:08 PM in Jokes

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" Your honor, if you are what you eat then

Submitted by TerribleSuggestion83 t3_11z93oz on March 23, 2023 at 4:44 AM in Jokes

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Stop washing your hair with shampoo!

Submitted by amerkanische_Frosch t3_124gs0j on March 28, 2023 at 7:26 AM in Jokes

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Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Submitted by OMP159 t3_124w2aw on March 28, 2023 at 5:29 PM in Jokes

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What do you get if you put a thousand school shooters in the same room?

Submitted by wils_152 t3_126e9ke on March 30, 2023 at 6:32 AM in Jokes

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What do you call a stoned poem that attempts to overthrow the government?

Submitted by webguy1975 t3_1283tfm on March 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM in Jokes

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When is a hand a foot?

Submitted by atomicpete t3_126kdi7 on March 30, 2023 at 11:37 AM in Jokes

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I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage

Submitted by MrRickSter t3_120ezh7 on March 24, 2023 at 9:24 AM in Jokes

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A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because...

Submitted by Gaphumbala t3_11usvtv on March 18, 2023 at 4:29 PM in Jokes

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A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map.

Submitted by YZXFILE t3_11nn4qa on March 10, 2023 at 11:55 AM in Jokes

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What do you call 100 perverts in a park?

Submitted by RowanFoxfire t3_122r0xa on March 26, 2023 at 4:09 PM in Jokes

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What’s a good title for necrophilia porn?

Submitted by KFCfan05 t3_126lke4 on March 30, 2023 at 12:31 PM in Jokes

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Before there were crowbars

Submitted by Beefabuckaroni t3_1279pdv on March 31, 2023 at 4:10 AM in Jokes

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

Submitted by xmlify t3_121d5ir on March 25, 2023 at 6:27 AM in Jokes

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An ape’s favourite music group is obviously The Monkeys. What is their next favourite?

Submitted by Spocks-Nephew t3_1235whb on March 27, 2023 at 12:54 AM in Jokes

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The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”

Submitted by yomommafool t3_122t6vm on March 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM in Jokes

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This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke.

Submitted by wafflesareforever t3_1262tzu on March 29, 2023 at 10:26 PM in Jokes

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My wife woke up with a big smile on her face...

Submitted by tads73 t3_11tbwdf on March 17, 2023 at 12:38 AM in Jokes

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What happens if you commit a crime in Australia?

Submitted by Awesomeuser90 t3_126vewt on March 30, 2023 at 6:35 PM in Jokes

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This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone.

Submitted by joke_channel t3_124im9f on March 28, 2023 at 9:02 AM in Jokes

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The cops in my town are looking for a suspect who they are calling “the birthday party thief”.

Submitted by porichoygupto t3_126jzi9 on March 30, 2023 at 11:19 AM in Jokes

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Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together...

Submitted by SexySwedishSpy t3_124ge31 on March 28, 2023 at 7:06 AM in Jokes

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