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Whatever watch you have, it will be 100% precise twice a day

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11zwv48 on March 23, 2023 at 8:48 PM in Showerthoughts

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Santa must have been really unreliable at deliveries prior to cartoons. Almost every cartoon character has had to help him at least once over the last 70 years.

Submitted by formerlyanonymous_ t3_120jcor on March 24, 2023 at 12:53 PM in Showerthoughts

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You are not ever really in Traffic Jam. Your are Traffic Jam.

Submitted by Lugex t3_120my6c on March 24, 2023 at 3:01 PM in Showerthoughts

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The first visit by Santa Claus couldn’t be any earlier than when Nicholas was sainted.

Submitted by Wemetintheair t3_1253chu on March 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM in Showerthoughts

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Few people care if it is cloudy during the night

Submitted by bakisme t3_120lxyj on March 24, 2023 at 2:26 PM in Showerthoughts

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Every man thinks about Batman at least once per day.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1264tix on March 29, 2023 at 11:42 PM in Showerthoughts

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Golf carts are sports cars

Submitted by exbingoz t3_122xyxn on March 26, 2023 at 8:11 PM in Showerthoughts

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Hang man is a pretty disturbing kid’s game considering it’s about a man getting executed if your diction isn’t good enough

Submitted by Looney_forner t3_127d963 on March 31, 2023 at 7:10 AM in Showerthoughts

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Medicine tastes bad so that kids wont think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine

Submitted by Vergo27 t3_126reft on March 30, 2023 at 4:06 PM in Showerthoughts

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We, as Humans, are coming closer to evolve into a new race of Humans.

Submitted by Coloss260 t3_124tg0f on March 28, 2023 at 3:57 PM in Showerthoughts

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Clifford the Big Red Dog is a lot more scarier when you realize that the eyes are the same size as an adult as when you were born.

Submitted by Oneamongthefence24 t3_1203rk7 on March 24, 2023 at 12:51 AM in Showerthoughts

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It's amazing how many m's we can press when trying to delete an error before realising.

Submitted by brudzool t3_12760rm on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM in Showerthoughts

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A fly without wings

Submitted by madrum t3_1274v61 on March 31, 2023 at 12:46 AM in Showerthoughts

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Capitalism is feudalism with a lottery system.

Submitted by sentinel101 t3_123oqey on March 27, 2023 at 2:36 PM in Showerthoughts

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Wonder what pornhubs most searched is pornstar is going to be over the next month.

Submitted by Ok-Disk-2191 t3_127f1rk on March 31, 2023 at 8:43 AM in Showerthoughts

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Because so many locations require cars to get around, motor vehicles are a tax that disproportionately penalize poorer people.

Submitted by wfezzari t3_1271u5x on March 30, 2023 at 10:45 PM in Showerthoughts

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Humans were only species with more than two genders

Submitted by Clear_Constant_3709 t3_12615nu on March 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM in Showerthoughts

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You're brain remembers what you forgot, it just doesn't wanna tell you.

Submitted by _Reyne t3_127f6fq on March 31, 2023 at 8:50 AM in Showerthoughts

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The reason you were born is to be productive & exploited your whole life, as a reward you're sold freedom in years that you wouldn't be a productive worker anyway.

Submitted by KHUSTOM t3_124wczu on March 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM in Showerthoughts

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We have more female than male ancestors.

Submitted by Intelligent-Bottle22 t3_125l2wa on March 29, 2023 at 11:29 AM in Showerthoughts

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The poorest rich people fly in first class while the richest rich people fly in private jets

Submitted by CK_HAMAD48 t3_1282nen on March 31, 2023 at 10:53 PM in Showerthoughts

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There just aren't any realistic recreations of dinosaurs taking a dump.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_121vk5x on March 25, 2023 at 6:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you.

Submitted by Maleficent-Potato673 t3_126yi6q on March 30, 2023 at 8:36 PM in Showerthoughts

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Prison is a rent-free gated community.

Submitted by ThaMasterRoshi t3_126v74b on March 30, 2023 at 6:26 PM in Showerthoughts

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Conversion camps are one step away from concentration camps.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_121nb01 on March 25, 2023 at 2:23 PM in Showerthoughts

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