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Dogs must wonder why it's always winter in the fridge

Submitted by pufballcat t3_125g4zl on March 29, 2023 at 7:16 AM in Showerthoughts

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Credit card companies don’t let you pay back right away in hopes you’ll forget to pay when you finally can pay it off.

Submitted by Trehn10 t3_127zp2g on March 31, 2023 at 9:14 PM in Showerthoughts

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It never thunders during snowstorms.

Submitted by lsrwlf t3_127pw3h on March 31, 2023 at 3:56 PM in Showerthoughts

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ANY surface you can see is technically a reflective surface

Submitted by greenlaser73 t3_127vcic on March 31, 2023 at 6:57 PM in Showerthoughts

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You can see more in a microscope than a telescope.

Submitted by Effective-Pomelo-661 t3_126bch6 on March 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM in Showerthoughts

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No matter how ugly you think someone is, if they have kids then somebody somewhere found them attractive enough to mate.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_12631ip on March 29, 2023 at 10:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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You tell people to piss off when you're pissed off.

Submitted by boringsimp t3_127vuz1 on March 31, 2023 at 7:13 PM in Showerthoughts

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You are topologically a donut

Submitted by Gaberonian t3_126s97x on March 30, 2023 at 4:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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You know you are getting old when LL Bean models start looking hot.

Submitted by rheumination t3_1273449 on March 30, 2023 at 11:33 PM in Showerthoughts

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The one birthday for which you rarely get a card is the day of your birth.

Submitted by poorbill t3_11vokio on March 19, 2023 at 3:42 PM in Showerthoughts

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The odds of being guillotined by a French mob are low but never zero.

Submitted by optiongeek t3_124jjeg on March 28, 2023 at 9:49 AM in Showerthoughts

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There's no carbon emission free transportation since if you walk or bike you need to eat more food to compensate

Submitted by PontiaxTheBread t3_127fzw4 on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 AM in Showerthoughts

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Guys, we are lucky that we pee on stream mode instead of mist mode

Submitted by Sonabaybeach t3_1257a66 on March 29, 2023 at 12:13 AM in Showerthoughts

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Your first heart is free, if you want a second one (transplant) it’s expensive

Submitted by [deleted] t3_124wnrj on March 28, 2023 at 5:50 PM in Showerthoughts

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We created a society that is so hard to live in, that in order to not live in a constant state of anxiety, we need Marijuana or anti-depressants.

Submitted by Adventurous-6981 t3_11wfg3n on March 20, 2023 at 10:53 AM in Showerthoughts

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You never hear about people being allergic to non-domestic animals

Submitted by SuperGoat5YT t3_11wgx8z on March 20, 2023 at 11:58 AM in Showerthoughts

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Remember that whenever you find hair in your food, those are only the times that you saw the hair

Submitted by _shower_feelings_ t3_124esok on March 28, 2023 at 5:48 AM in Showerthoughts

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Some numbers in our contacts are only there so we know when to not answer.

Submitted by thesmartass1 t3_11w2ebn on March 20, 2023 at 12:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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Because of how the internet is, there is probavly an image of saul goodman fucking Marin Kitagawa somewhere.

Submitted by TSMStar t3_126rxh3 on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM in Showerthoughts

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When counting integers from 1 to x, 1 is always the most used digit (or tied for it), regardless of when you stop counting.

Submitted by Beenpooping20minutes t3_1271f6x on March 30, 2023 at 10:29 PM in Showerthoughts

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He can descend from the skies, shine light on everyone, sendings a booming voice across the globe that He has arrived, and there will still be people who won't believe a word He says

Submitted by eggtart_prince t3_123ycwg on March 27, 2023 at 7:56 PM in Showerthoughts

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Technically, every house is a homeless shelter

Submitted by memerboi421 t3_12769zv on March 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM in Showerthoughts

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You can never watch yourself blink.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1207zxa on March 24, 2023 at 3:42 AM in Showerthoughts

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People who existed before Mirrors lived their whole lives without knowing what they looked like

Submitted by frombaktk t3_126015p on March 29, 2023 at 8:40 PM in Showerthoughts

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It must have been horrible to have the telephone number 867-5309 when that song came out

Submitted by barry0181 t3_1225fk1 on March 26, 2023 at 12:47 AM in Showerthoughts

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