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Chickens have a horrible fate, being dunked into their unborn before they are fried.

Submitted by FaxTimeMachine t3_1258ryo on March 29, 2023 at 1:15 AM in Showerthoughts

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It’s pretty easy to confuse anxiety with intelligence

Submitted by cryinginmybed250 t3_11wp7us on March 20, 2023 at 5:29 PM in Showerthoughts

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It stands to reason that, after doing laundry, at least one pair of socks are the same two that were paired up together when purchased.

Submitted by RTR_ChrisK t3_127xhbs on March 31, 2023 at 8:06 PM in Showerthoughts

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We never truly appreciate the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

Submitted by gabzlel t3_127hrqh on March 31, 2023 at 11:12 AM in Showerthoughts

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We will eventually find every question we have about the universe but we will never find out what happens after death

Submitted by Pokemasterkendrew06 t3_125722d on March 29, 2023 at 12:04 AM in Showerthoughts

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April Fools' Day is our version of the Purge.

Submitted by TheNerd15 t3_1267dzp on March 30, 2023 at 1:32 AM in Showerthoughts

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Ramen satisfies the primal urge to eat brains with pointy sticks

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1259yns on March 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM in Showerthoughts

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Noses are scenter of the face.

Submitted by physh17 t3_11xdnrt on March 21, 2023 at 11:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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A dorito chip is worth more than a penny

Submitted by eaglessoar t3_1280b4i on March 31, 2023 at 9:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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The average size of a penis is 3 to 5 inches, so as long as you’ve got 3 inches, you’re good to go and if your woman doesn’t feel that then the problem isn’t you.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_12196bl on March 25, 2023 at 3:30 AM in Showerthoughts

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In only in like a decade Gen Z will be able to legally be grandparents.

Submitted by Some_Linked t3_125e9ke on March 29, 2023 at 5:33 AM in Showerthoughts

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Just realized there’s no countries in Africa that start with a K

Submitted by [deleted] t3_123xjka on March 27, 2023 at 7:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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Computing storage devices weigh the same when both empty and full.

Submitted by Amasterclass t3_12832hl on March 31, 2023 at 11:07 PM in Showerthoughts

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Stories with humanized animals are cute. Stories with animalized humans are terrifying.

Submitted by NoNo_Cilantro t3_127no6u on March 31, 2023 at 2:43 PM in Showerthoughts

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The decision to watch Anime Subs or Dubs doesn’t matter to the deaf.

Submitted by Predator2027 t3_125zvu6 on March 29, 2023 at 8:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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You can never skip breakfast; your first waking meal always breaks your night-fast.

Submitted by Zytharros t3_124ylbh on March 28, 2023 at 6:58 PM in Showerthoughts

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Almost every grape-bag we buy is missing some grapes because of peeps tasting them.

Submitted by Kingsbrick t3_1263x9p on March 29, 2023 at 11:08 PM in Showerthoughts

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All screens are touchscreens, but not all are react-screens.

Submitted by thevalahian t3_126ge59 on March 30, 2023 at 8:15 AM in Showerthoughts

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Your life was already destined to be the way it is. You act thinking you have free will when everything was already predestined

Submitted by LovelyLeaf4 t3_124wy8a on March 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM in Showerthoughts

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It's very ironic one and won sound alike

Submitted by Seedpound t3_122tam9 on March 26, 2023 at 5:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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Due to all of our double standards, the guy has to be a lot more careful in a relationship than the girl.

Submitted by medmac_2112 t3_11y4n61 on March 22, 2023 at 2:58 AM in Showerthoughts

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You can buy light cream, heavy cream, whipping cream, and 1/2&1/2, but you can Not buy just Cream.

Submitted by malarken111 t3_127aq4d on March 31, 2023 at 5:00 AM in Showerthoughts

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Dreams are the only acceptable form of hallucinations

Submitted by ultimatemanan97 t3_127ebh9 on March 31, 2023 at 8:01 AM in Showerthoughts

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Humans create mules so they can not reproduce, perhaps because humans are afraid they will take over the world.

Submitted by David-Diron t3_1284ihg on March 31, 2023 at 11:57 PM in Showerthoughts

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There really isn't any reason why north is always upward and south is always downward on maps.

Submitted by GuinnessTheBestBoi t3_127l6qj on March 31, 2023 at 1:16 PM in Showerthoughts

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