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The voice in your head can’t stutter.

Submitted by hamborgeree t3_123ad50 on March 27, 2023 at 3:47 AM in Showerthoughts

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Guns don’t kill people, bullets kill people

Submitted by [deleted] t3_125tlxy on March 29, 2023 at 4:50 PM in Showerthoughts

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There are no cumshots in space, only cumfloats

Submitted by [deleted] t3_123wnsm on March 27, 2023 at 6:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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The first guy to discover that electricity is dangerous must have been shocked

Submitted by ScAer0n t3_127p5dn on March 31, 2023 at 3:32 PM in Showerthoughts

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We don't really care about homeless people unless they commit a crime--then we subsidize their food and housing.

Submitted by Chocolat3City t3_12780xn on March 31, 2023 at 3:04 AM in Showerthoughts

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Belle only got with Beast because he was rich.

Submitted by Reflex_Teh t3_127ri17 on March 31, 2023 at 4:50 PM in Showerthoughts

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The word for word is word

Submitted by GoodniteMush t3_11x3o8i on March 21, 2023 at 2:05 AM in Showerthoughts

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Caffeine is the most widely accepted drug in the world

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127ofwd on March 31, 2023 at 3:08 PM in Showerthoughts

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When you are young you want to be older, and when you are old you want to be younger

Submitted by rainblade1980 t3_123pz84 on March 27, 2023 at 3:16 PM in Showerthoughts

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We trust our lives to traffic lights, simple machines that we expect everyone else to obey without question

Submitted by Chilltherocks t3_11xk4md on March 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM in Showerthoughts

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As people switch to electrical vehicles because gas prices are too high, the demand for gas will go down thus making it cheaper

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1282zlc on March 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM in Showerthoughts

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We are incredibly lucky that we have seperate holes for eating and waste

Submitted by [deleted] t3_120bem1 on March 24, 2023 at 6:23 AM in Showerthoughts

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The first people to find out that your voice sounds different to you on a recording must've been really confused

Submitted by spaceturtle8008 t3_11yifyk on March 22, 2023 at 1:00 PM in Showerthoughts

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When you press the gas pedal, the car accelerates. When you press the brake pedal, the car accelerates.

Submitted by noopenusernames t3_124zv5b on March 28, 2023 at 7:43 PM in Showerthoughts

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It's possible you're in the background of someone else's photo in their family photo album

Submitted by Foxy5420 t3_127ex3v on March 31, 2023 at 8:36 AM in Showerthoughts

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Adults that act like children a majority of their life result in their children having to act like adults for a majority of theirs.

Submitted by Hardcorish t3_1205unh on March 24, 2023 at 2:13 AM in Showerthoughts

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We lost some character and charm when we moved to silent hard drives and LCD monitors

Submitted by chuckingrox t3_11zqljm on March 23, 2023 at 5:06 PM in Showerthoughts

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You only need to experience food poisonings once to be careful of what you'll eat for the rest of your life

Submitted by Holiday_Chemistry_72 t3_11ufy0z on March 18, 2023 at 5:57 AM in Showerthoughts

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Maroon is navy red

Submitted by respect-the-mask t3_125quja on March 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM in Showerthoughts

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No other food falls to the ground more than popcorn.

Submitted by Captain_Excellence t3_1269lm9 on March 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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We have water below us and above us

Submitted by JanQuadrantVincent32 t3_127vr7k on March 31, 2023 at 7:10 PM in Showerthoughts

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The Chia Pet commercials bring awareness to the stuttering community

Submitted by Elluminated t3_127e2tj on March 31, 2023 at 7:47 AM in Showerthoughts

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Ambulance and firetruck drivers never have to deal with traffic.

Submitted by medmac_2112 t3_124oj8a on March 28, 2023 at 1:19 PM in Showerthoughts

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Kewpie Mayo just tastes like salad cream

Submitted by Seeker0fStrength t3_124ub36 on March 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM in Showerthoughts

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Doughnut = dough + nut

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127fph1 on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 AM in Showerthoughts

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