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Humans are what you get when you leave a bowl of dirty water out in the sun for roughly 4.5 billion years

Submitted by unstable_starperson t3_11lwgky on March 8, 2023 at 1:30 PM in Showerthoughts

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Ghosts must die from old age again because we never see or hear about ghosts older than the Victorian Age

Submitted by smellmybuttfoo t3_11liahc on March 8, 2023 at 1:34 AM in Showerthoughts

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For some reason, every toaster has a bread setting that will absolutely roast whatever bread is in it.

Submitted by Chaffey21 t3_11lh2xz on March 8, 2023 at 12:43 AM in Showerthoughts

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Making drunk friends youl never see again while having a smoke outside the bar has been a thing for 1000s of years

Submitted by willywillwilfred t3_11lbyta on March 7, 2023 at 9:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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We won't let homeless people stay in our house but we'll let homeless animals

Submitted by MyFatherKilledMe t3_11l9yo9 on March 7, 2023 at 8:14 PM in Showerthoughts

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Ordering fast-food through Doordash/UberEats breaks the whole point of fast food. It's expensive and delayed.

Submitted by Ok-Interview9355 t3_11l2efe on March 7, 2023 at 3:32 PM in Showerthoughts

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Humans are the only large mammals on earth that don’t have their population controlled by hunting

Submitted by Ok-Interview9355 t3_11l2dl4 on March 7, 2023 at 3:31 PM in Showerthoughts

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People care more about looking ethical, than actually being ethical.

Submitted by marquizdesade t3_11l11dd on March 7, 2023 at 2:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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Italy was boot shaped before boots existed.

Submitted by jablair51 t3_11kxbrm on March 7, 2023 at 11:55 AM in Showerthoughts

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The older generation often hold the younger generation in contempt despite spawning and raising them. The younger generation often hold the older generation in contempt despite deriving most of their knowledge and values from them.

Submitted by Crafty_Letter_1719 t3_11kkunk on March 7, 2023 at 1:25 AM in Showerthoughts

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Speed bumps exist because people care more about their cars than the safety of the people around them.

Submitted by BeepBlipBlapBloop t3_11kkfsc on March 7, 2023 at 1:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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No one ever says fatherfucker

Submitted by MrFeature_1 t3_11k21ot on March 6, 2023 at 3:34 PM in Showerthoughts

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Even if you make a dollar a month from the start of the universe, you still wouldn’t even be close to being the richest man in the world

Submitted by nice_wholphin t3_11k0heu on March 6, 2023 at 2:33 PM in Showerthoughts

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In the distant future, historian's are going to struggle to know what's real and what was AI generated

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11jkjut on March 6, 2023 at 1:37 AM in Showerthoughts

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Since there are 8,000,000,000 people on earth, 253 people were born on the exact same day of the year at the exact same second as you were.

Submitted by HungryDiaper t3_11jgcye on March 5, 2023 at 10:42 PM in Showerthoughts

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Pizza and Burgers are no longer a cheaper dinner option

Submitted by PadreToshi t3_11iuqqz on March 5, 2023 at 11:18 AM in Showerthoughts

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We're slowly growing up to become the adult we needed the most as kids

Submitted by Simply-_-Curious t3_11iukab on March 5, 2023 at 11:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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As more and more young people are still living with their parents and not buying houses, the amount of car sex is steadily increasing.

Submitted by ChancellorScalpatine t3_11iqggg on March 5, 2023 at 7:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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An octopus has 8 tentacles, an octagon has 8 sides, but October is the 10th month..

Submitted by No-Control5487 t3_11iq0yh on March 5, 2023 at 6:43 AM in Showerthoughts

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Announcing a pregnancy requires you to give people an update on your sex life

Submitted by Ourcoupons2785 t3_11ii8yt on March 5, 2023 at 12:28 AM in Showerthoughts

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Donating to televangelists is the same for old people as young people donating to twitch streamers

Submitted by FlickNugglick t3_11icir3 on March 4, 2023 at 8:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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There is a small sliver of the population who had to learn cursive and played Oregon Trail in grade school.

Submitted by dickalopejr t3_11i8jrd on March 4, 2023 at 6:04 PM in Showerthoughts

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Electric eels are the closest thing to a Pokémon there is.

Submitted by Zorna1 t3_11i0ufy on March 4, 2023 at 2:45 PM in Showerthoughts

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Your only goal in life is to create as much dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin and endorphin as possible.

Submitted by hducug t3_11hyxrt on March 4, 2023 at 1:17 PM in Showerthoughts

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2111 will be the first year since 1777 with no holes in any of its digits

Submitted by 56789ya t3_11hp0vi on March 4, 2023 at 4:08 AM in Showerthoughts

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