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Even as adults, we often still want to be praised, thanked and rewarded like children are for doing things, we just don’t talk about it

Submitted by roxykell t3_11q70q1 on March 13, 2023 at 11:24 AM in Showerthoughts

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Cooking is far more essential skill than driving, yet we tend to be more surprised when a grown adult is unable to drive rather than unable to cook.

Submitted by zentribes t3_11q6rfv on March 13, 2023 at 11:10 AM in Showerthoughts

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Your house clock and car clock are the only remaining hints that we lost an hour.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_11ppcn7 on March 12, 2023 at 8:46 PM in Showerthoughts

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Parrots and crows can mimic human speech. Jumping spiders mimic their prey ants to get closer. We're lucky no species has developed both skills to hunt humans.

Submitted by MaxMeladzeCIA t3_11pkv2l on March 12, 2023 at 5:52 PM in Showerthoughts

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The last Titanic survivor died in 2009 so it’s entirely possible that at least one of them got to watch Shrek

Submitted by OhMyTummyHurts t3_11phv1n on March 12, 2023 at 3:54 PM in Showerthoughts

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Grass has an interesting existence where it is forever encouraged to grow. But when it grows too much it gets cut down and if it grows in the wrong place it gets straight up murdered.

Submitted by soopermat t3_11pbuqh on March 12, 2023 at 10:59 AM in Showerthoughts

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Your lips don't touch until you get to a million when counting.

Submitted by winchingwong t3_11p386k on March 12, 2023 at 2:52 AM in Showerthoughts

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With an IQ of 130 you are the dumbest gifted person.

Submitted by Sea_Kyle t3_11ornf5 on March 11, 2023 at 6:45 PM in Showerthoughts

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You are constantly tasting your teeth

Submitted by G0_0-Away t3_11okuoi on March 11, 2023 at 1:58 PM in Showerthoughts

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Living in a coed boarding school castle, teenage pregnancy at Hogwarts must be rampant

Submitted by No_Salamander_6579 t3_11o9m8l on March 11, 2023 at 3:33 AM in Showerthoughts

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Emphasizing perfect attendance in school/work promotes the spread of illnesses

Submitted by Donut1984 t3_11o59db on March 11, 2023 at 12:05 AM in Showerthoughts

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You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they return their shopping cart to the stall or just leave it in the parking space

Submitted by aaccjj97 t3_11o0jmp on March 10, 2023 at 8:54 PM in Showerthoughts

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The greatest generation had an eight grade education.

Submitted by CUBfanBUD29 t3_11ntf72 on March 10, 2023 at 4:18 PM in Showerthoughts

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It must be weird being a twin and getting hello's from strangers and not being sure if they are people you've met and forgotten about.

Submitted by SmackEh t3_11n90pw on March 10, 2023 at 12:24 AM in Showerthoughts

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Cowboys dueled at high noon so the sun wasn’t in each other’s eyes

Submitted by Ok_Statistician_1625 t3_11n3s4p on March 9, 2023 at 9:05 PM in Showerthoughts

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Insurance is the most successful Ponzi Scheme

Submitted by Glittering_Brief_710 t3_11mzcoh on March 9, 2023 at 6:15 PM in Showerthoughts

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Being accused of gaslighting is gaslighting if you weren’t really gaslighting

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11mvzo2 on March 9, 2023 at 4:05 PM in Showerthoughts

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A billionaire can spend $100,000 every single day for 50 years, and they'd have spent less than $2 Billion.

Submitted by PoppaB13 t3_11mvf93 on March 9, 2023 at 3:42 PM in Showerthoughts

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The voice in your head is always the same volume

Submitted by OneSexyOrangutan t3_11mtbrp on March 9, 2023 at 2:16 PM in Showerthoughts

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The majority of life is doing something you don't want to do for X minutes so that you can do something you do want to do for X minutes

Submitted by Visual-Ad-8978 t3_11mmkxd on March 9, 2023 at 8:04 AM in Showerthoughts

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Having a net worth of $0 makes you richer than a lot of people.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_11mlutq on March 9, 2023 at 7:21 AM in Showerthoughts

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Realizing how many of the rejected SharkTank contestants went on to become successful, the billionaires are terrible investors.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_11mi771 on March 9, 2023 at 4:06 AM in Showerthoughts

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All pornhubs gotta do is realease a short video format like tiktok, and humanity is fucked

Submitted by Important-Pick-1198 t3_11mdy14 on March 9, 2023 at 12:53 AM in Showerthoughts

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You really can’t consume anything without something dying

Submitted by heiscursed t3_11md2u2 on March 9, 2023 at 12:16 AM in Showerthoughts

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There will likely never be a study to correlate overly large trucks with small dicks

Submitted by PartyKrill t3_11m9jt5 on March 8, 2023 at 9:59 PM in Showerthoughts

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