I would definitely argue with someone from OSHA over it. When a car's controls are in neutral, no one ever assumes that means the key is not in the ignition or specifically not in the car whatsoever. I would definitely cite my 8 years of driving lifts and dozen times talking to OSHA where it was no a problem. If they want keys stored when machines aren't in use, that's got to be written specifically.

Does your BFs cheat partner's know they were banging? I love when they say "I changed" like they can change overnight. He is delusional. Did you ever discuss why he cheated? Besides that, she was there. How is he changing so the scenario doesn't happen again?

If your spidey senses go off while on vacation, you end it. Let the spouse know what wonderful, supportive, and loving wife he has, and what POS her best friend is.

Be prepared to leave to leave if you have to. You don't deserve this.

It's across Market, though, never on my radar (forgot even it was there, thank you for the reminder!)

I don't notify my own insurance company if the other party is clearly at fault and there is a police report that reflects that. Your insurance company will record the incident and it counts against you. (They SAY it doesn't count against you, but it does. They track the number of incidents you are in and even not at fault accidents count against you to a certain degree).

This is a scenario where those who aren't as experienced in dealing with insurance should probably get their own company involved, however.

edit I guess the downvoters are confused about how insurance works?

Probably Queen's Gambit. Both deal with Russian/KGB and he probably got it mix up with Anya.

That’s a big if for the accuracy of the census numbers. Prior to 2020, I assume they used the same or similar methodology for estimating population flows. When the 2020 census was done, where someone actually is knocking on doors and every household is filling out paperwork they had clearly undercounted for years.

Bugs Bunny was right, make the left turn.

Someone a long time ago probably made the first map and set the foundation for the rest of the maps to be up or down

It’s not illegal. They have no contractual relationship with you, they have a contractual relationship with their client. Their interest is in paying as little as you will accept to absolve their client of further liability. Their client has damaged your property; if there was no such thing as insurance, you would be filing a lawsuit against the person who damaged your property, seeking a judgement against them. When their insurance offers you a payment, they’re offering to settle your claim of damages against their client; you’re agreeing not to seek further damages.

I once got bored and asked it to run a D&D one shot for me. It made me do rolls in person, but actually worked kinda well so I'd say yes it can roleplay to an extent.

T Bills are never considered as cash and any audit firm worth an ounce would have a friendly discussion with management and a disclosure to the public (if the issue isn't rectified).

Spring is such a beautiful time of year. Love to hear those mating calls

Then enjoy the cameras on the highway. Can’t blame the Jewish space lasers for that one

Ditto for Montana and Idaho.

It’s a bit like the ‘what size is your baby’ at every week you are pregnant, I think I had an entire cornucopia inside me, a small bean to a medium eggplant to a cabbage…

“As an AI language model, u wot mate?”

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Point to the place on the doll where the anti-Zionist meanie offended you. :(

take your trolling back to r/BoardingSchool_Juliet because you'll only find deaf ears here in r/Vermont

Red dead 2 is fucking awesome 💪

Already saw this M Night Shyamalan movie

Ohh..bud..there is..its because North can be clearly distinguished from the other poles thanks to the magnetic field of the Earth..which makes it a constant..so building a map with the North..a constant..which can also be a stand in for the North Star..which most of Europe sailors used was just logical for them.. in other parts like India East was the top..and I think in Egypt South was the top..but somewhere during the European expansion..(colonialism) ..all the maps have been set to suit them..thus the standard North top maps were made..

No - another day is well within my natural lifespan. I'm all for improved medical care, as well. But seeking immortality for its own sake? That's not a medical issue - that's a societal issue. I do not think it's a great idea to create a caste of immortal billionaires...and they will be so. There's no way for EVERYONE to live forever...the planet couldn't possibly handle it. It would have to fall to those who can afford it, on an on-going basis. Your tissue can't last forever - it will require resources.

I've been gaming since Atari 2600 and never heard of strife or terminator future shock but thanks for enlightening me.

People can really bet on the outcomes of individual points in tennis, am I understanding that correctly? If that's the case, seems excessive.

Thank you!

Haha same. Took me ages to film this precisely because of the lack of leftovers.