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Silvercomplex68 t1_jefzgdb wrote
Reply to comment by jamiehayter in Japan and China Connect Military Hotline to Reduce Tensions by bloomberg
Me when I have poor reading comprehension skills
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Reply to Is this normal after an accident? by Impossible-Cry-495
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KingOfRisky t1_jefzgdn wrote
Reply to Far Cry 5 or 6 by Monsterboogie007
I loved 6. 5 has one of the worst mechanics with forced interactions to push the story forward.
greenchili4lyfe t1_jefzgb1 wrote
Reply to comment by NoobCinema75SGF in Hi friends! I just started trading last year and i wanted to share some hot nsfw loss porn. by HookerAddiction
This makes me feel better about my ~1k/year losses for 3 years running
NinjaTakedown t1_jefzfwr wrote
"Are you religious?"
Ben turned and looked toward the voice and found his coworker, Rachel. She was relentless in her friendliness, despite his best efforts to dissuade her.
"Sorta, why do you ask?"
"You're just always looking up at the sky, I thought you might be praying or something."
"Oh."
Rachel awkwardly hovered as she waited a response, but Ben simply picked up his broom and resumed sweeping the floor. It was the lull after the lunch rush and before dinner, so any cleaning that wasn't done now would never get complete. As he gathered dust from the corners of the room, he gripped the broom with all his might. He felt familiar grooves from the last time he squeezed this tightly, reinforced by the time before that, and before that.
He found the punishment laughable at first. Life? That's the best he could do? But from the moment he emerged from his "mother" he knew he was in for more than he bargained for. It was the most traumatic experience of his immortal life; he couldn't see, couldn't breathe, and couldn't even move. He was so helpless. And the nightmare never stopped.
His parents immediately sensed something was wrong with him. He was speaking within 6 months, and not just English. He practiced hundreds of languages, and began experimenting with advanced computations just to see what he was capable of. His rage at his new limitations blinded him to his parents growing discomfort. Before he knew it, he woke up from a nap to find himself in front of an orphanage with no means of escape.
It was the awareness that made it hell. His fellow orphans were at ease in their ignorance, running and playing as if there was nothing to worry about. Ben could find no escape in mere toys or games as he grew to understand the exact nature of his predicament. No adult would take him seriously, and no child would understand him. He couldn't kill his flesh without knowing the ramifications for such an action. Thus, he waited, pretending to be a child on the outside while screaming with the agony of a thousand lost lives on the inside.
He bounced between the orphanage and foster homes until he was 18, before he was finally allowed to live on his own. That was the first time he felt joy since awaking in his prison, for now the constraints of immaturity released him. He would continue his work as man, the work his creator so vehemently opposed. That would be the ultimate vengeance. But even that was so much harder than he imagined. He needed money to eat, to sleep, and ultimately care for his confines. Who knew what awaited him if his body died? But this?
Serving the lowliest of the low. Feeding them their slop. Sweeping up their filth. He used to fly across the sky, now he toiled in the dirt. However, he doubted any job would be much better.
The sounds of struggling pulled him away from his regrets. He looked up to see Rachel trying to pull a massive bag of trash out of the bin. The bag swelled and stuck to the sides of it container, refusing to yield. Benjamin set down his broom and walked over to her. With one hand he held the bin, and the other he pulled the bag free. Rachel gave a mock cheer but he didn't indulge her, instead grumbling his way to the door. He pushed the back door open and slammed it behind him. He threw the trash into the dumpster, allowing himself the smallest outburst of rage, and glared at the sky.
"You are no god."
Ben growled under his breath.
"And I'll prove it."
Maleficent_Rope_7844 t1_jefzfdg wrote
Reply to comment by Real-Pierre-Delecto2 in Letter to the editor: Is it all hands on deck, or will this planet sink? by RamaSchneider
There certainly are issues with it. I personally think something like a carbon tax would be more effective, and it would better target actual sources of carbon.
There'd need to be something to limit the impact on lower income Vermonters, though (the ones least likely to have an EV or live close to where they work). I don't know what that'd look like.
alexarnon t1_jefzf1c wrote
Reply to The original Ronald McDonald 1963 by iosews
In Scarfolk, maybe…
top-shop-tyrant t1_jefzf3h wrote
Reply to comment by xarsha_93 in Lana Del Rey Lands at No. 1 In Australia With 'Ocean Blvd' by edenkins
Holy shit, you just compared two of my favorite artists in a way I never would have thought to. And it makes perfect sense.
amosthorribleperson t1_jefzenx wrote
Reply to comment by Gabagool1987 in Trevor Noah becomes first comedian in nearly 60 years to win Erasmus Prize by punchinglines
The weird hatred a lot of people on this sub have for Trevor Noah is concerning.
Fleischkuchen t1_jefzeoy wrote
Reply to These high-tech diapers double as urine tests | In the future, some diapers could act like a mini labs to immediately detect potential health problems. by chrisdh79
Finally we can detact much faster if our toddlers do drugs.
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Shitty_Fat-tits t1_jefzeb3 wrote
Reply to Making hot dogs in the hotel room by TugaxZuca
I want you to go to jail for this lol
wrylark t1_jefze6y wrote
Reply to comment by RedRocksHigh in Psychedelic treatment linked to substantial reduction in alcohol misuse and PTSD symptoms in Veterans, according to new study. by chrisdh79
its the same road though? one is just taking a lot more notes during the process
sweetswinks t1_jefze6u wrote
AlabamaPanda777 t1_jefze9z wrote
Reply to comment by 84740296169 in Is this normal after an accident? by Impossible-Cry-495
It's weird too because I have trouble imagining the insurance company is happy footing a repair bill (minus deductible) when the other company should be paying?
Like when OP goes to their insurance and says "hey bud my car needs repaired" aren't they gonna ask how it happened? And then contact the other insurance?
Hell I would worry about the insurance company denying to cover anything and saying policy was somehow violated by making an agreement that might save the other insurance company from paying damage they should
furfur001 t1_jefze83 wrote
Reply to Nearly 30 years after playing one at a classmates house and thinking "OMG, I NEED THIS," I've got a Sega Saturn in my living room by wowbobwow
Me watching the video with joyfully anticipation of a game title loading screen...
annoyingrelative t1_jefze08 wrote
Reply to comment by reddit455 in Wimbledon to allow Russians to play as neutrals by Kimber80
The reason most high school teachers ban Wikipedia is because the students don't often understand what they're citing and make the opposite argument they intended.
eekamuse t1_jefzdow wrote
Reply to comment by meatball77 in African Folktales Reimagined on Netflix by meatball77
Great news, thanks. Added it.
DaRiddler70 t1_jefzdnk wrote
Reply to comment by Aezon22 in Popular Pittsburgh Pizzeria Could Become Homeless Shelter by threwthelookinggrass
Because I own property in Pittsburgh, I'm from Pittsburgh, I have my whole family in Pittsburgh and I'm home 4 times a year. I was just there for a week in January, ill be back again next week. I know its hard for you to imagine, but people do travel.
There is also no doubt I am more educated than you.
md4024 t1_jefzdi4 wrote
Reply to TIL: “EGOT” is an acronym that was coined by actor Philip Michael Thomas. It gained wider recognition after being introduced on the comedy series “30 Rock” by lily_noodlez
That's a good goal for a talented crazy person.
dogedude81 t1_jefzd6v wrote
Reply to My right side "ages" more rapidly by etilmorfin
That's actually awesome
Orange_Licorice t1_jefzd77 wrote
Reply to Untitled, Me, Oil, 2023 by Soulsunmoon1990
I’d call it… (lemme ponder this for a sec). Moonrise!
sarcasticpremed OP t1_jefzd36 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... by sarcasticpremed
Ah yes. Promoting violence. Good job representing why conservatives have much room for improvement.
Surur t1_jefzgf1 wrote
Reply to The only AI that the US should be trying to make by ribblle
The logical way to prevent the creation of another AGI is to kill everyone. "Anything else is an unacceptable risk, given the buggyness of AI".