I do not use social media, unless you include Reddit. I also do not watch tv. I do a lot of other stuff, mostly spend it with my dad though.

Dang I had no clue, thanks I can’t wait to check it out!

When Terrence and Philip break into Uncle Fucker in South Park it's pretty amazing.

None. That guy isn't a douchebag.

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Holy shit.

Like, i can't give you anymore. You just fundamentally don't understand what "maxium" means.

Credits are a negative sum. If a company has creddits to sell, it means they came in under THE MAXIMUM QUOTA.

They are not selling the ability to pollute more, they are selling the balance left of their regulatory limit.

I cannot help you. You are just so fucking dumb.

I don't know if you're making a joke by repeating the meme, but in case it's serious:

What about Hunters laptop? If there's proof of a crime on there, use it to convict him. I don't give a shit. Unlike the Trump cult, no Dems are personally invested in Bidens family.

Just like with the million Hillary investigations where Republicans found nothing, Hunters laptop is just an excuse to dig and constantly insinuate that there must be shady shit. But despite having been in GOP hands for years and law enforcement, no one has even identified what crime Hunter Biden supposedly committed. If you ever find something, throw his ass in jail. In the meantime, stop bringing it up just to deflect from the former President being an open criminal and traitor.

I bet, that if you wait until the end of the year, you'll come out with profit. But you're going to have to hold your balls for a while.

Using a headset for daily teams meetings…it’s not hard sigh

REALLY happy that you have an Etsy link in your bio

What are they saying? I can’t tell

Or what they usually do: “Maintenance at the refineries”

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The relationship involves me.

Thanks! : )

Mine has been in a landfill for decades now.

For sure. Gawd, these are ugly.

That my very boring ass English name has to be mispronounced on purpose because I'm part black.

That I must speak either Spanish or Arabic due having tan skin. I'm absolutely horrible at both languages.

And of course all the unsolicited advice for my hair. My response is always " My hair doesn't work like that ".

id do that for sure

It’s none of your friend’s business really…and ultimately it’s the thought that counts. Tell your friend to worry about their own relationship

If you haven't seen the movie, how can you possibly say whether or not other movies deserved to win before it?

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No joke.

RMV charged me $100 to "reinstate" my license that I proved to them was wrongfully revoked in the first place. Got a ticket in Ohio. Dumbass cop falsely claimed I didn't show proof of the insurance that I definitely had. Sent them proof, Ohio was like "oops our bad," RMV still made me pay even though Ohio expunged the revocation.

This was my fourth trip in a couple of months and I didn't even feel like arguing with them about it anymore.

Darning socks and watching Best in Show

A sign will light up that says ‘Please do not push the button again.’