If the jokes aren’t funny and they’re always at your expense

I had a detention slip on my desk.

If the dakotas want to merge and get rid of 2 gop senate seats, I will move there and campaign my ass off to make it happen.

Name checks out

Oxford. It wasn't as gratifying as I was expecting. Morse lied to me!

Makes reluctant tickle hands

Dextromethorphan Duck

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Can you tell me why? I'd love to go there sometimes

So the Doctor Who weeping angels must really freak you out

The class was empty

TikTok, too many poor people on there financial trauma dumping so maybe a fee would keep them away

You mean from the West? I think they're entitled and foolish and want to become bargaining meat for N. Korea and think they're safe.

Pretty good I just did it at home . Mostly do chocolate though

Good.

A lot of people equate socialism with totalitarian dictatorships in the 20th century. Take those comments with a grain of salt.

Slow down, get to know me, then decide if you really want me along with all of my baggage.

yeah bringing a dog camping is only sometimes a good option

Weed Elephant

Meth Dolphin

Speedball Monkey

LA

If you don't mind sharing, what do you charge per hour for that?

Cleveland Ohio, but that was expected. Prettiest city in Ohio is Cincinnati.

Sounds mildly sociopathic.

If they feel toxic to you and others then they are toxic. Many people are toxic without being aware of it, so when they say they are joking they could be telling the truth, or what they feel is the truth. Unconscious toxic behaviors are learned responses to stimuli, brought on by growing up in a toxic environment. Of course, they could also just be jerks and know perfectly well they are jerks. Either way, they should be called on this behavior and avoided if they make no attempt to change.

The trick is to send out as many free samples as possible.

You know, get them hooked with a free taste.

There's nothing women love more than unsolicited dick pics.

I'm jealous