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llcucf80 t1_jaf0pt9 wrote

Aliens invested all their time and intelligence in finding other life forms so when they saw us from afar they were enlightened with either Billy bubba at s demolition derby or the Kardashians.

I think in their view we're irredeemable and not even close to even being suitable equals or even slaves. We're too dense and shallow and obviously refuse to learn. We're too uncontrollable to them.

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super_nice_shark t1_jaf0osk wrote

When I was about 12 I started having seizures. My dad thought I was faking. Once I was finally diagnosed with epilepsy, he also thought I wasn’t taking my meds because I continued to have seizures. Turns out I just needed a higher than average dose. Super fun. I’m in my 40s now. Stopped having seizures in my 20s. And guess who I don’t talk to anymore, lol.

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i_cant_have_dairy t1_jaf0nng wrote

Crying because there were no dingdongs. That's not what happened. I cried because I climbed on the counterto get the dingdongs and gashed my head on the cabinet door. But my mom wants to tell everyone I cried because I was basically a fatty. It's annoying

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CampusTour t1_jaf0kkb wrote

Bad idea, for the same reasons paramedics don't pack heat in the ambulance, and cops disarm before going to the holding cells.

I realize that the police are so bad that they actually help the school shooters now, but if we need an out of the box security solution, I'd suggest we consider arming the fire department before we talk about teachers. Fire department will get there first, have the tools to enter secured areas, and most importantly, are willing to risk their lives to save innocent people. And since they don't have 30 kids crawling all over them all day, there's less chance for an accident.

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