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Sethins4203 t1_jaf3wq9 wrote
Reply to What was the last thing you ate? by [deleted]
Sketti
Running_Dumb t1_jaf3wk7 wrote
Reply to what motivates you to get out of bed? by sneakysmiles69
This might be an unsatisfying answer. I only get up because I have no other choice.
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vieniaida t1_jaf3wii wrote
Reply to Where do you yourself after 5 years? by iCanTrollyou
It is possible that I'll be dead in five years from now because I am 73 years old.
NipplesOnMyPancakes t1_jaf3w5a wrote
Reply to comment by menofriends in Non-health related, what are some subtle signs you know you’re getting old? by hoyhoyy29
Fuck off you 26 year old. You're not old.
mnmloff t1_jaf3vyt wrote
Capybaras, they already have the chilliest face, they may have the coolest talks
danrobotslayer t1_jaf3vyj wrote
Reply to You have the world's smartest engineers and a budget of $1 billion. What do you build ? by [deleted]
Some kind of vessel that can go to the bottom of the deepest depths of the ocean without cracking under the water pressure.
CecilIvanish t1_jaf3vol wrote
Reply to comment by Jones-bones-boots in What is your opinion on capital punishment? by Midnight-Ran
And who will kill those who kill the killers?
I_Lick_Bananas t1_jaf3vij wrote
Reply to comment by bapboopbeep in Those of you who haven’t solidified your plans for the July 4th bbq yet, why? by bapboopbeep
No, that's in leap years.
Hornypowerbottom t1_jaf3v8d wrote
Reply to what motivates you to get out of bed? by sneakysmiles69
Gains ain't gonna gain themselves
Tfphelan t1_jaf3uzf wrote
Reply to After Cocaine Bear, which "animal on drugs" movies are you willing to see? by Squirrelkid11
I would like to see; The Mighty Ducks, 8ball - This is a line change.
And just watch coked up ducks run around on ice.
newstuffsucks t1_jaf3unu wrote
Personal-Reception89 t1_jaf3ugg wrote
Reply to What is your go-to movie/TV show? by themontyverse
Movie: Almost Famous
TV: Seinfeld
Securitygaurd t1_jaf3u88 wrote
Reply to Dear people of reddit what Is your fantasy? by Chemirett
I wanna be, the very best. Like no one ever was.
hover3456 t1_jaf3u4y wrote
Reply to what motivates you to get out of bed? by sneakysmiles69
Psychedelics
[deleted] t1_jaf3tn5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's something you'll get a lot of hate for if you say it out loud? by timcanada2015
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Sargonnax t1_jaf3tjm wrote
Only in this country would the answer to mass shootings be keep adding more guns...
CapG_13 t1_jaf3thw wrote
Reply to what motivates you to get out of bed? by sneakysmiles69
"HER" or the need to take a leak
Bunny_OnTheMoon t1_jaf3tct wrote
At what World War are we?
[deleted] t1_jaf3tbk wrote
Reply to comment by Improvedandconfused in If animals could talk what animal would be the most funniest? by SkirtSkirt-B
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LadyBugTango t1_jaf3t7t wrote
Reply to comment by Exotic-Self-6412 in What’s a secret you have that could destroy you if it ever got out? by noelbrunning7news
You're not.
WoodytheWicked t1_jaf3sz0 wrote
Reply to what motivates you to get out of bed? by sneakysmiles69
Wage and coffee
Brief_Pirate2111 t1_jaf3syv wrote
4 if not including work boots. Shitty runners, nice runners, nice sneakers, dress shoes
creative_user_name12 t1_jaf3syt wrote
Reply to comment by btalebi in Friendly redditor why are you sooo depressed today? by [deleted]
When you go to court, just say that it wasn’t an accident, it was on purpose. That would get you off the hook of being in a car “accident”.
Problem solved
ghettospread t1_jaf3wqu wrote
Reply to What would you ask someone from the year 3023? by [deleted]
Elon's still alive isn't he?