Because it looks stupid

When the child does not enjoy the usual small moments and does not thank the parents when they create pleasant moments for him

I was running out of money, and had to sell my car to pay my tuition. One of the doctors found out, and gave me one of his old cars, so I didn't have to ride my motorcycle through the winter and wind up freezing my butt off, not to mention likely have an accident in the snow.

His generosity made a long term difference; once out of school, I have given away every car, instead of selling it or trading it in. As the time to get my new car got closer, I would carefully ask around to see who really needed one, but couldn't afford it. Oh, I'd ask if they 'won' a car, could they afford the upkeep and insurance, to make sure I wasn't causing a hardship on them. Once I was sure, I would just give them the keys, and the title. And tell them to transfer the title and do all the paperwork when they could.... and to pay it forward some day if they could, and help someone else that needed something that they didn't have.

they would be called Potatoies

not Limeys

Drunker

Only using physical punishment to solve problems

Dam Square, Amsterdam

Being unbothered/blind to your child running a muck somewhere where that's inappropriate

Like majority of us have had those moments at the store, a restaurant, etc and the parent is fully looking at their phone or talking to someone while their child is just running about being a little shit to everyone around them.

There's a time and a place for everything. Take your kids to the park or something so they burn off that energy, don't let your kid be running and screaming around a restaurant or something.

Whole wars would be fought over the question of whether blended whiskey is better than single-malt, and Oxford would offer PHDs in "peaty-ness".

>Did you ever even try it? Don't judge food before you try it!

Who hasn’t tried pineapple on pizza. Sweet (especially something as ridiculously sweet as pineapple) always overpowers savory so it’s all you end up tasting. Of all the variations of this cuisine this one’s hands down the worst. But I know you’re just trolling me and pretending to like it so it’s a moo point anyway

I don't think those are worthy of Oscars unless it's for visual effects. Same with the Avatar movies. Angela Bassett has so many other 'serious' movies in her portfolio

Blue

Potato would be the most consumed good

The world would be vastly different given the different approaches, priorities, and values of an Irish Empire.

When I took LSD in my younger days, I’m sure I actually experienced something like this.

The Union Jack would be illegal.

Blue would smell like the ocean breeze, calm and refreshing.

Blue, it would smell like fresh, crisp air on a cool day.

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I mean…. Getting my dick head licked

I love that Korn song

Probably a mixture of lavender and ass

The dangle-spank.

Have a left and right sock, kinda like Twix.

"That'll do it" - Goblin king from the Hobbit.

I use this quote a lot when I see or read about someone do something stupid and then face the consequences. Sometimes consequences are a Darwin Award.