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Dr_Sigmund_Fried t1_jegqhr5 wrote
When people started saying odd shit like "xyz" or "is it breezy down south?".
Azzizzi t1_jegqc9i wrote
Reply to comment by tentacleight in What’s your favourite memory that you have of your parents? by Cool-Week9939
I was in my 30s at the time.
albertomg05 t1_jegqbyd wrote
When I felt the breeze cool my lower parts
TrailerParkPrepper t1_jegqbui wrote
an orgasm
jillangie t1_jegqbm4 wrote
Reply to How are you doing today? by Steveelectric907
Fine thank you, how about you?
TabOverSpaces t1_jegqba6 wrote
Peeing after holding it in for a long time
Steveelectric907 OP t1_jegqata wrote
Reply to comment by Expensive_Freedom401 in How are you doing today? by Steveelectric907
No problem
Steveelectric907 OP t1_jegqa4l wrote
Reply to comment by Hotnathalia in How are you doing today? by Steveelectric907
Oh ok
[deleted] t1_jegq7or wrote
That aliens do exist
Waste_Band175 t1_jegq7ae wrote
None, they are all just theories.
SheriffComey t1_jegq6zv wrote
Reply to comment by WhichTelevision5314 in Where do you find low maintenance girlfriends? by [deleted]
Treat her right and you'll easily get 150k miles on her before you need to get a new one or a new dick whichever comes first .
Spocks_Massive_Dong t1_jegq6fd wrote
Politicians are scapegoats/sacrificial lambs.
We 'vote them out' thinking that it'll make a change, but in reality there's a higher level in charge who make the real decisions.
[deleted] OP t1_jegq5y2 wrote
Reply to comment by facelesscog in What would you like to moan about right now? by [deleted]
Because I like to listen to people. Some people don't get to have someone to listen to their troubles over and over. That's what I'm here for. I'm fed up with dumb humor on this platform, I want to do something useful to people.
Besides, I'm not in the best mood right now, and would like to get distracted by thinking about other people rather than myself.
KingKaynSergal t1_jegq5r2 wrote
A house and a car
thats_so_merlyn_ t1_jegq51d wrote
Incels are gonna be happy
Expensive_Freedom401 t1_jegq1tg wrote
Reply to How are you doing today? by Steveelectric907
Doing great, thanks for asking!
Lets_Do_Dis_ t1_jegq0n6 wrote
Reply to You suddenly become the CEO of a company that manufactures socks. What innovative sock features would you introduce to revolutionize the sock industry? by [deleted]
Zippers! Flat and not obtrusive, truly groundbreaking.
Ronotimy t1_jegpyx3 wrote
Reply to You suddenly become the CEO of a company that manufactures socks. What innovative sock features would you introduce to revolutionize the sock industry? by [deleted]
Customized socks. Download image and socks with printed images with text, mailed directly to customer within 7 business days.
Deadlydino16 OP t1_jegpyi9 wrote
Reply to comment by Affectionate_Web8391 in What’s something you wanna get off your chest? by Deadlydino16
I get that, whenever someone gets me something, im happy but I can’t express it.
Tekhead001 t1_jegpyce wrote
Reply to You suddenly become the CEO of a company that manufactures socks. What innovative sock features would you introduce to revolutionize the sock industry? by [deleted]
I'd put a small r&d team in charge of studying the nalbending weaving/knotting techniques of the ancient vikings. We have found woven wool socks that are over a thousand years old in burial mounds, and they are still watertight today.
That r&d team would be in charge of figuring out how to replicate those techniques using modern technology and materials.
Also, get some material science nerds to see if they can develop hollow carbon nanotubes filled with non-Newtonian fluid, so that the entire structure of the sock itself could serve like a gel cushion. Put Dr Scholl's out of business.
hairy_ass_truman t1_jegpybf wrote
Hair
Lord_Mikal t1_jegpx7q wrote
Reply to comment by WhichTelevision5314 in Where do you find low maintenance girlfriends? by [deleted]
Sweet! I'm like 90% of the way there.
ABeneficialUser t1_jegpx54 wrote
god fucking damnit
[deleted] OP t1_jegpx2a wrote
Reply to comment by Carl__Gordon_Jenkins in Where do you find low maintenance girlfriends? by [deleted]
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Helloimafanoffiction OP t1_jegqid6 wrote
Reply to comment by Antigon0000 in Who’s an Actor you think deserves an Oscar but has yet to win one? by Helloimafanoffiction
Do you have any reason as to why cause I think an Actors performance shouldn’t be judged from the film their in