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DragonToe23 t1_jegsr7a wrote
I saw my principal pin a kid down and lay fully on top of him because the kid was freaking out and upset. He was full body weight laying on this kid who was maybe 8 or 9 years old at the time and screaming in his face telling him to calm down and stop. That same principal also used to come into the boys bathrooms and pee next to young kids in the urinals even though he had his own bathroom. I don't think he got fired, pretty sure he retired and his sister took over as principal. He deserved to be fired though that's for sure
[deleted] OP t1_jegsph9 wrote
Reply to comment by Creepy-Instruction91 in For the bottoms and the women in this sub: What do you think of a 4.5-5 inch dick on a top? by [deleted]
What about a micro penis? Asking for a friend, yes, that'll do, "a friend"
TallEnoughJones t1_jegsp7h wrote
Reply to comment by -Floccinauci- in If the first line of your future obituary says you “died doing what you love”, what are you doing when you die? by rbs1325
I too choose to die with this guy's wife
Few-Tour9826 t1_jegsp6y wrote
Milk is fuckin delicious dawg!!
throwawaylogin2099 t1_jegsnh4 wrote
LongMove3468 t1_jegsnaz wrote
Reply to comment by GiantRobotTRex in What are your thoughts on Andrew Tate getting released from jail today? by AMGBOI69420
Not awaiting trial, hasn't been charged yet
ozfrozz t1_jegsly8 wrote
Reply to If the first line of your future obituary says you “died doing what you love”, what are you doing when you die? by rbs1325
being alone at home with my cat
Sandman11x t1_jegsl9e wrote
Reply to If the first line of your future obituary says you “died doing what you love”, what are you doing when you die? by rbs1325
Trying to kill myself. Literally
LnrRigby t1_jegskzj wrote
Ice cold milk after cake, donuts, cookies. Yum, yum.
bluntdogcamelboy t1_jegskry wrote
Reply to For the bottoms and the women in this sub: What do you think of a 4.5-5 inch dick on a top? by [deleted]
"lmao hi there little buddy"
CaliBigWill t1_jegsknx wrote
You still suck your Moms tit too?
Any-Inevitable502 OP t1_jegskih wrote
Reply to comment by evilmorph in When therapy goes wrong..? by Any-Inevitable502
Unethical behaviour that causes clients disproportionate pain and suffering...
HawaiianShirtsOR t1_jegsjxj wrote
Reply to You suddenly become the CEO of a company that manufactures socks. What innovative sock features would you introduce to revolutionize the sock industry? by [deleted]
Slippery soles for sliding across the kitchen floor.
JustSomeApparition t1_jegsjuk wrote
Reply to comment by felchingstraw in What is the best upbeat techno/electronic/dnb song is history? by felchingstraw
Probably this. You're not going to get me to say it because then it'll be stuck in my head all day and it is already starting to be infectious just by thinking about it. Lol
Commenting_FAST_2 t1_jegsja5 wrote
This is a troll.
Good-Schedule-513 t1_jegsix6 wrote
Reply to If the first line of your future obituary says you “died doing what you love”, what are you doing when you die? by rbs1325
Bungee jumping off a cliff into the ocean
GuavaTight224 t1_jegsipe wrote
Almost drowning while surfing, I thought it was over.
mildOrWILD65 t1_jegsi78 wrote
58 here, I go through a gallon of whole milk a week, sometimes sooner. Nothing satisfies a hunger pang before bed like milk, nothing cools me off quicker than chugging a large glass of cold milk. It's delicious and I don't understand why anyone would consider it unsettling.
Assbait93 t1_jegshs5 wrote
Reply to comment by JessiePeteWhite in What are your thoughts on Andrew Tate getting released from jail today? by AMGBOI69420
He’s on house arrest so it’s not like they didn’t find anything. There is also evidence that he confessed to online and so on. It just that he hasn’t been tried yet.
FutureL3nnon t1_jegsglo wrote
When giving a Power Red Blood donation and the machine returns your plasma and platelets. The fluid is colder, and it gives you a buzzing feeling in your lips.
It's weird, but so refreshing!
Celestialsmoothie28 t1_jegsfz9 wrote
Being woken up by my mom and seeing the news of 9/11. It was pure insanity
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Any-Inevitable502 OP t1_jegsfg2 wrote
Reply to comment by SorrowAndSuffering in When therapy goes wrong..? by Any-Inevitable502
I am so pleased you have had this experience... that sounds so amazing... i had now had two therapist who have behaved rather badly, one was reported to the police!
Charles4Fun t1_jegsscg wrote
Reply to comment by acenewcast in You suddenly become the CEO of a company that manufactures socks. What innovative sock features would you introduce to revolutionize the sock industry? by [deleted]
Already several heated socks out there not sure about blue tooth control, and the vibrating bit I don't think would be feasible considering the parts that would be needed to make them vibrate nothing like walking on hard lumps in your socks