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RetroactiveRecursion t1_jegukxd wrote
Reply to Who do you envy the most? by ozfrozz
Improv comedians
ilovetrains2 t1_jegukxc wrote
eat weird shit
remembory-loss t1_jegukux wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What something your family does that you found out was weird later in life? by ShortyTallZx
Care to elaborate?
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Tilda9754 t1_jegujw0 wrote
Reply to How do you eat your fries: one at a time, multiple at a time, in one bite, in three bites, with sauce, etc?? by [deleted]
It depends on the kind of French fries I’m eating.
If they’re the super thin cut like McDonald’s, I’ll eat them 2 at a time dipped in ranch or barbecue.
Curly fries (if seasoned) I’ll eat one at a time no sauce.
Thicker cut fries (steak, crinkle, etc) one at a time with sauce. Sauce can change depending on if fries are seasoned or not.
agharta1997 t1_jegujt8 wrote
Reply to What's the best horror game and why? by YouthUnique8422
Until dawn. The story. The characters. The horror clichés. And all your actions and choices have consequences and decide the ending.
xErestor t1_jeguiqc wrote
Reply to Which famous person, if they had never become famous, would make the best reality show contestant? by ZombieAlpacaLips
I could see Ed Sheeran getting a golden buzzer on one of the Got Talent shows for sure.
remembory-loss t1_jeguijv wrote
Reply to What something your family does that you found out was weird later in life? by ShortyTallZx
Flush with bath water. People get so weirded out when they see a bucket next to the toilet.
HighlyOffensive10 t1_jegui5v wrote
Reply to Which famous person, if they had never become famous, would make the best reality show contestant? by ZombieAlpacaLips
I can't stand the mf but Trump. The ammount of shit he would stir.
Kangdaconqurer t1_jeguhd4 wrote
Reply to A question for those who’ve been to a mental healthcare unit: What are things that staff did/said that you didn’t like? (Serious) by sisterfister69hitler
That it’s my family’s fault and I’m a helpless victim who can’t be trusted. Like seriously, I can accept responsibility and you need to leave them out of this, you don’t know them and you definitely don’t know my life or how much they love and care for me just because you read a book and think you can shove everyone in the same box.
__Piggy___Smalls__ t1_jeguh22 wrote
Personally it's either
Herb and cheese bread with chicken and bacon melt with shredded mozzarella and cheddar toasted and with lettuce, tomato, red onion, spinach, jalapenos, sweetcorn with lots of Caesar sauce
Or
Herb and cheese bread chicken tikka with shredded mozzarella and cheddar toasted and with lettuce, tomato, red onion, spinach, jalapenos, sweetcorn, peppers and gherkins with lots of southwest sauce
SansSpySkeleton t1_jegughr wrote
Reply to How do you eat your fries: one at a time, multiple at a time, in one bite, in three bites, with sauce, etc?? by [deleted]
The real question: are you guys double dippers?
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S1mpl3Guy t1_jegug20 wrote
Reply to comment by GiantRobotTRex in What are your thoughts on Andrew Tate getting released from jail today? by AMGBOI69420
When is the trial date?
[deleted] OP t1_jegufsy wrote
Reply to How do you eat your fries: one at a time, multiple at a time, in one bite, in three bites, with sauce, etc?? by [deleted]
If they’re thin fries multiple at a time in two bites
ltsmobilelandman t1_jegufpq wrote
Reply to What are some racist assumptions people have made about you throughout your life? by OperaGhostAD
That I can’t dance.
Chinese_Exp10sive t1_jeguec9 wrote
To poke fun at transgenders, I would add a trap where a guy either has to cut off his D and balls or get a sword shoved up his Ahole
what-time-is-purple t1_jegue72 wrote
Like something is gripping your heart. Your chest feels tight, sometimes to the point of a sharp pain. Can't control your breathing. Hyperventilating or not breathing at all, or at least the sensation that you can't breathe. Heavy, rapid heart rate. Sweating. Cold fingers/hands. It's like opening a shaken up bottle of soda, and it's uncontrollably spilling everywhere, and you can't get the cap back on, and even if you do there's already such a mess to clean up. And then instead of helping you clean up the mess, people ask why you made the mess and tell you how easy it is to open bottles without having them spill.
KermitMadMan t1_jegudaq wrote
crossfit
Heavy_Math_816 t1_jegucvk wrote
Reply to Which famous person, if they had never become famous, would make the best reality show contestant? by ZombieAlpacaLips
Kanye West would be entertaining on a reality show.
nitestar95 t1_jeguct4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in For the bottoms and the women in this sub: What do you think of a 4.5-5 inch dick on a top? by [deleted]
I guess you would be amazed at how many orgasms you can give a woman without using your penis at all.
It's funny, that men still believe that all a woman's sexual pleasure comes from his penis.
AfterGilgamesh t1_jegubns wrote
Reply to For the bottoms and the women in this sub: What do you think of a 4.5-5 inch dick on a top? by [deleted]
When I’m with a thick girl I don’t really mind. But if she’s constantly insecure and makes me always turns the lights off and complains about it…
Well I honestly can’t stand that, it makes everything less enjoyable.
4.5-5 is about average, who cares? Enjoy yourself dude
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ShackintheWood t1_jegul4i wrote
Reply to How do you eat your fries: one at a time, multiple at a time, in one bite, in three bites, with sauce, etc?? by [deleted]
One at a time, couple of bites if it is a long one. No sauce, pepper...lots of pepper.