Gold trophy right here!!

Id buy an xbox

Lincoln - always put the country first.

They dont like the coffee, they like the caffeine

Army of two. Nothing felt better than sitting next to my best friend goin back to back during the back to back sequences. Top tier game that needs a remake

Edit:// either that or guitar hero 3. I use to go crazy on that game

Chris Pratt as the person being tricked in Joe Schmo Show.

Find them after work and say:

"It'd be a shame If you were to lose your job... A real damn shame" Then drive off

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I feel so much love for the sad souls on the other end of the calls😭

John Adams.

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What an oxymoronic question

They couldn’t just have a machine do that😂😂😂

That I must be dumb cuz I'm poor. And that I speak Spanish cuz of my skin color.

The retainers are worse than the braces

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Get better heroes.

Then you’ll need another question to change the subject and the cycle will continue lmao

Mister T. Or Mr. Rogers. Or maybe the band Mr. Mister.

No complaints. I had a pretty good time with them. Had them on for a few years

Being as how I’m a white guy from Southern MO, have a “hillbilly” accent, and frankly do kinda look/dress “redneck”. Many people over the years have always assumed that I was racist. Though, the people that actually know me describe me as anything but. I’ve had it both ways. Someone from a minority group just automatically treating me like I’m some mouth breathing klansman. Or, conversely, I’ve had other white folks just automatically assume that I share the same hatful opinions that they have. Either way, I correct them very quickly.

Punch a man, kiss a girl, read a book for pleasure and watch a sunset.

Reproduce

How come the mother never has to take a DNA test to see if the baby is theirs?

The fact that this is the most upvoted one proves it