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OnceAnAverageGeek t1_jegyn13 wrote
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jegyn02 wrote
"I'd rather stay home this weekend, also you should apologize and feel bad for bothering me with your friendship, asshole".
ttermayhem t1_jegymx1 wrote
Reply to What do you do to placebo affect yourself into having a good day when you wake up in a bad mood? by JMAC2020_
Make my bed. The smallest sense of accomplishment and order can derail a bad day.
OnenightinOctober t1_jegymos wrote
It's a tie between eating dog food and touching a tree during a thunderstorm.
UniquePtrBigEndian t1_jegylvr wrote
I show up to my 9-5 knowing that kids get paid millions to play Fortnite. Wild, right?
OMAD2023 t1_jegyl20 wrote
Reply to What do you do to placebo affect yourself into having a good day when you wake up in a bad mood? by JMAC2020_
At least it's Friday
VanillaPudding t1_jegyl1m wrote
Reply to comment by xajenkins in What’s something you’re sure everyone is just pretending to like? by CharlieWaitress111
I think we could get along...
Outrageous_Cod_8141 t1_jegykqu wrote
Reply to Who do you envy the most? by ozfrozz
People that got there life figured out.
Dadonutt t1_jegyjry wrote
My ex
AdmiralBofa t1_jegyjne wrote
Impetigo
Anubisrising89 t1_jegyj70 wrote
Reply to comment by CCPIsBased in Who is the best president of all time? by No-Salamander-8711
Like hell he is.
WhiskyAtNoon t1_jegyj3y wrote
Reply to comment by UsVsWorld in What do people do just so they could talk about it? by [deleted]
Nah I genuinely like to dance though, but it's mostly for meeting new people
davster39 t1_jegyimg wrote
Reply to Why do you think Australia exists? by [deleted]
Continental drift.
Radcarguy68 t1_jegyia8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Who is the person you unnecessary hate with a passion? And why? by Lazyfatfrogs
I had an answer but I changed it to you
whitemanwhocantjump t1_jegyi7d wrote
Reply to What are some racist assumptions people have made about you throughout your life? by OperaGhostAD
Being a white guy from the south with an accent, probably that I was a racist.
[deleted] t1_jegyhxo wrote
Reply to How are you doing today? by Steveelectric907
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DecentAd102 t1_jegyg6q wrote
Reply to Why do you think Australia exists? by [deleted]
It exists because of geological movements & tectonic plates shifting that created a landmass over millions of years.
AdmiralBofa t1_jegyfz9 wrote
Reply to Why do you think Australia exists? by [deleted]
It doesn't. It's all a sham dreamed up by the round-earthers. Australians are all just living on ranches in the southwestern US and northern Mexico.
S1mpl3Guy t1_jegyfku wrote
Reply to comment by JessiePeteWhite in What are your thoughts on Andrew Tate getting released from jail today? by AMGBOI69420
What we consider valid may not be considered valid by other people and vice versa. Doesnt mean we have the right to silence the message. I say let him say whatever he is saying, if he's message is truly not valid then nobody will be listening to him anyway. Trying to silence by cancellation or prison will only make him more popular.
ApertaPrincipium t1_jegyf96 wrote
Make it the standard retirement age, 65.
Lily_of_the_deep t1_jegyf3o wrote
Reply to Why do you think Australia exists? by [deleted]
The planet evolved that way.
TheOneWhoReadsMemes t1_jegyeco wrote
IllKissYourBoobies t1_jegyeb3 wrote
Reply to comment by TraditionalCry5799 in For those that do it, why do you pee in swimming pools? by Boudillon
Urea is an antiseptic. Pee I'll s drinkable.
sweenster321 t1_jegynoj wrote
Reply to As all Redditors know the acronym TGIF stands for Thank God It's Friday, what would be your own personal acronym for TGIF? by CuriosityOverkill
"This Gif Is Funny"