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EmmaSmith2527 OP t1_jegz3cb wrote
Reply to comment by PlumFister in What’s the craziest thing you’ve done for money? by EmmaSmith2527
what is ur career?? why do u settle for that..?
EngineeringVirgin t1_jegz2tx wrote
Reply to comment by madmaxroadwarrior in What was the worst sex youve ever had? by raven-vixen
Ehh I realized I just don’t like it in general, I just don’t like anything touching my gentiles in general.
Touristupdatenola t1_jegz2jc wrote
Reply to what song describes your love life atm? by SashaGreatest
I don't know if there is a song about ass to mouth...
nickac317 t1_jegz2at wrote
Reply to Imagine you walk into a room with everyone you’ve ever met, dead or alive, who’s the first person you would look for? by Sensitive_Arugula325
My dad. Lost him in August and miss him more than anyone.
hungoverprincess t1_jegz241 wrote
The person in the mirror
Forschooolproject t1_jegz1wp wrote
Reply to What are some racist assumptions people have made about you throughout your life? by OperaGhostAD
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎,𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔. 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎.
EvenSpoonier t1_jegz1nk wrote
25 minimum, no upper limit. Throwing away life experience and wisdom just to silence opposition to nEw AnD fReSh IdEaS is incredibly foolish.
Free_Dimension1459 t1_jegz1f6 wrote
None. If it’s an excuse they’re not friends. You have reasons to cancel or you don’t. “Hey, I need to take a mental health night. I’d make it if I was in the right headspace. Sorry.”
I know from experience most of my “friends” in my teens and twenties wouldn’t accept that. Today, I either get “alright, we’ll catch up” and then we catch up or I get an offer “I just wanted to hang with you. Would it help if I just brought over a couple of beers?” Life gets real and real friends get that.
WorldsGreatestPoop t1_jegz1bk wrote
Elbow pain
Tall_Mickey t1_jegz1b1 wrote
Reply to Why do you think Australia exists? by [deleted]
It served as an emergency hideout for dinosaurs. Some of them are still out there.
HermansSpecialMilk t1_jegz19f wrote
I’m good with 65. You shouldn’t be making decisions you won’t be around to experience the impact of.
ladyarwenofelves t1_jegz14j wrote
Reply to What was a key turning point in your life that permanently changed it for better or for worse? by ad_imperator
Almost dying of pulmonary emboli. Really puts into perspective what’s important and what’s not. Realized I was living my life for other people and not for myself. Needless to say as soon as I was healthy again I stopped that shit in its tracks. Now I live for me and no one else. Also, I work to live not live to work. When you realize how short your time is you don’t want to spend it making someone else rich or missing out on experiences for a few extra dollars.
MrForks1987 t1_jegz08b wrote
I blew a guy off for a lift home once. In my defence I was 17 and very drunk.
Fl1p1 OP t1_jegz03i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Which subreddits are actually uplifting? by Fl1p1
🤮🤮🤮
JackJackensworth t1_jegz01a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What are some racist assumptions people have made about you throughout your life? by OperaGhostAD
Kevin from Shameless lmfao
[deleted] OP t1_jegyzv0 wrote
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Living_DeadGirly t1_jegyzfp wrote
Reply to comment by Jalopy_Junkie in You’ve just won the lottery and now get 5k/month for the rest of your life. What do you do? by modeezy23
Not more than once
HawaiianShirtsOR t1_jegyz5j wrote
Reply to comment by RetroactiveRecursion in Who do you envy the most? by ozfrozz
That truly looks like a fun hobby.
Touristupdatenola t1_jegyyzj wrote
LOTR I, II & III.
not_edgy_just_sad t1_jegyylv wrote
I thought it was poop
PlumFister t1_jegyygt wrote
Work 2500 hours per year every single year of my 20s, 30s, and now 40s.
[deleted] t1_jegyydl wrote
Reply to what song describes your love life atm? by SashaGreatest
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warmachineries t1_jegywa2 wrote
Reply to Why do you think Australia exists? by [deleted]
The weirdest creatures need a place to live
niceshootintex t1_jegyw6g wrote
Diarrhea
warmachineries t1_jegz4lw wrote
Reply to How do you get dogs to love you? by pull-up-capy
Simple, tell them they are a good boi and high five them