SnooChipmunks126 t1_jeh07ie wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

Hot summer day. Sitting on the linoleum floor in my best friend’s basement playing Pong for hours, fueled only by freeze pops. Sometimes you’d cut your tongue a little on the plastic wrapper. First day of school so far away it could be on another planet.

Bahluu t1_jeh0624 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

Reply to How can you tactfully warn a coworker that you know for a fact they're about to get fired? by Hrekires

Buy them the book, Who Moved My Cheese?, as a gift

[deleted] t1_jeh060c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

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GrimaceScaresMe t1_jeh05na wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

Reply to What are some racist assumptions people have made about you throughout your life? by OperaGhostAD

That I have a pet Kangaroo

Parking_Librarian926 t1_jeh04vl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

Reply to Girls of Reddit what’s your first period story? by Someloser321

We were swimsuit shopping for a beach vacation happening two days later at a very nice but also very small boutique. Got a lot of advice from a lot of people immediately after telling my mom I’m pretty sure I got my period

I_know_nothing_whelp OP t1_jeh04jx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by vin-00 in When you think of borderline personality disorder , you think? by I_know_nothing_whelp

Very true

Mic-Drop212 OP t1_jeh04g3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

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niceshootintex t1_jeh046y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by Mic-Drop212 in What is the stupidest words you have heard come out of someone’s mouth? by Mic-Drop212

I was going on vacation. They didn’t if I was driving while IN Ireland. They asked me if I was going to drive there in general

HenryKringle6000 t1_jeh03zf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to For those that do it, why do you pee in swimming pools? by Boudillon

Because I have to pee

D-utch t1_jeh03xj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by EngineeringVirgin in If you could remove one emotion from humanity what would it be? by JMAC2020_

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. You must face your fear. Permit it to pass over you and through you. And when it has gone past you will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only you will remain.

JessiePeteWhite t1_jeh03qu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to What are some degrees that can get you a high paying job? Something like cybersecurity? by passion_babexx

You don’t really even need a degree for something like that, I got into a developer role without a relevant degree. But you could go for a computer science degree and just specialise in cybersecurity

Mic-Drop212 OP t1_jeh03jj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by Phobia117 in What is the stupidest words you have heard come out of someone’s mouth? by Mic-Drop212

Lol

Antigon0000 t1_jeh03hj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by Helloimafanoffiction in Who’s an Actor you think deserves an Oscar but has yet to win one? by Helloimafanoffiction

What? No not at all. Those two movies were not all about special effects and endless sequels. Godfather had a limited series of sequels, but they were predefined. Those examples you gave do not compare at all, or you're missing my point.

Maddie215 t1_jeh02vr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

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Chapter 3 ... of course.

youareoverencumbered t1_jeh02ow wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to When you think of borderline personality disorder , you think? by I_know_nothing_whelp

It depends on what everyone else thinks.

throwtheclownaway20 t1_jeh027c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to If you could have sex with any celebrity who would it be and why? by No-Salamander-8711

Helen Mirren. She's hot as fuck and probably a lot of fun, in and out of the sack

AdmiralBofa t1_jeh01v9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to What movie adaptation goes against the grain of “the book was better”? by Normal-Schedule6103

It may be sacrilege to say it, but I think Lord of the Rings worked better as a movie. It made them cut out all of the long rambly bits that don't move the plot, especially most songs.

TheIgnoredWriter t1_jeh01le wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to comment by Casual-Notice in what's one thing one must do in their life before dying ? by Dhananjaysh

Oops, instructions unclear. I punched a book for pleasure, kissed a man, watched a girl, and read a sunset.

PM_ME_PARR0TS t1_jeh018a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Reply to Do you gain more pleasure being pessimistic or optimistic? Why? by JMAC2020_

Pessimistic. Either I'm right and prepared in advance, or I'm pleasantly surprised. Win/win.

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