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bluntdogcamelboy t1_jeh0ylb wrote
My suicide gun
ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh0ydv wrote
Reply to How can you tactfully warn a coworker that you know for a fact they're about to get fired? by Hrekires
Meh.
Why bother?
Can_tRelate OP t1_jeh0yby wrote
Reply to comment by Ratakoa in Would you use a dating app? Why or why not? by Can_tRelate
How so?
Mu-Relay t1_jeh0y53 wrote
Reply to comment by ttermayhem in What was the worst sex youve ever had? by raven-vixen
Likewise, beach sex is wildly overrated. You have no idea all the nooks and crannies that sand can (and will) get into.
Bento_Fox t1_jeh0y4u wrote
Dance floor
Hoppy_Croaklightly t1_jeh0x9v wrote
Emu, I was at the fair one year and tried to touch its feathers and it beaked me on top of the head. It hurt a bit, but I was otherwise ok.
SashaGreatest OP t1_jeh0x32 wrote
Reply to comment by Same_Abalone_9264 in what song describes your love life atm? by SashaGreatest
:)
Koitenshin t1_jeh0x0r wrote
Reply to If you could time-travel to any point in history, where would you go and why? by Immediate_Stretch_17
I'd go back and jizz in the primordial ooze. You're all welcome.
Alive-Ad-4112 t1_jeh0wtf wrote
Reply to Why did General Seth McKenzie of the Australian Army surrender to the great EMU army in 1932? by Bread_Oven_2948
Perhaps the Australian Army underestimated the strategic genius of the EMUs.
Shag66 t1_jeh0whr wrote
Across the street trying to back out of my f'n driveway
Tall_Mickey t1_jeh0wcw wrote
Reply to comment by JMAC2020_ in What do you do to placebo affect yourself into having a good day when you wake up in a bad mood? by JMAC2020_
Great! Just want to mention that I misspelled the nerve name the first time. It's the "vagus" nerve, not the "vague nerve." :-)
ttermayhem t1_jeh0w6k wrote
Reply to What movie adaptation goes against the grain of “the book was better”? by Normal-Schedule6103
Twilight. Sitting through a 90 minute competent film production was way better than reading Stephanie Meyer’s 10th grade level writing about a sex predator.
Same_Abalone_9264 t1_jeh0vi1 wrote
Reply to comment by SashaGreatest in what song describes your love life atm? by SashaGreatest
Indeed
And it’s ironic you said fire, she was literally fire
ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh0v7o wrote
Ate some dog food from 9 to 5.
Ratakoa t1_jeh0v21 wrote
No. Basically a scam
Crocodile_Banger t1_jeh0uva wrote
The only situation I drive 5-100mph below the speed limit is on the German autobahn
ISuckAtRacingGames t1_jeh0uv1 wrote
Not real world money, but for WOW money i spent an hour spamming i'm Hannah Montana's biggest fan in Ogrimmar for 50G when i made a new character on "the best server".
I had no clue who that was at that moment. Later Miley became my celebrity crush.
AdmiralBofa t1_jeh0ute wrote
Reply to What is up with the neck beards? Like, no mustache ,clean lined half beards. Is it a point of pride or something? by Stanwich79
For some people (image search George Lucas) the line between chin and neck is elusive. An expert shave can suggest "if I had a jaw line, here is where it would be, roughly speaking."
Lost-Championship914 t1_jeh0un9 wrote
Please drive with the flow of traffic. Safety first.
RandomRandomPenguin t1_jeh0uei wrote
Reply to What are some racist assumptions people have made about you throughout your life? by OperaGhostAD
That because I’m East Asian and relatively short I’m sexually submissive and will try to please people
Plumeriaas t1_jeh0u6q wrote
Reply to comment by Mic-Drop212 in What is the stupidest words you have heard come out of someone’s mouth? by Mic-Drop212
Lol ily ❤️
bigpandas t1_jeh0u4m wrote
Reply to comment by ajay_suku in What are some degrees that can get you a high paying job? Something like cybersecurity? by passion_babexx
That's still only a degree that most people earn slightly above-average salaries with, from what I've seen. I've worked with quite a few MBAs who earn $80,000-$100,000 per year in a high cost of living area. It's still better than no master's degree at all though. I actually know an MBA who couldn't land a job during Covid so he went to community college for a certificate in cybersecurity.
Hash6_ OP t1_jeh0th1 wrote
Reply to comment by EitherPersonality586 in What is something that you found really weird when visiting another country? by Hash6_
It seems to me that a lot people in counties that have a lot of tourism speak multiple languages.
hungoverprincess t1_jeh0ter wrote
Reply to What is the worst part about getting old? by shamu060391
Realizing the things that never mattered suddenly matter to you.
ttermayhem t1_jeh0ym8 wrote
Reply to comment by TallEnoughJones in What movie adaptation goes against the grain of “the book was better”? by Normal-Schedule6103
No shit. I fell for this one.