bla bla bla is so poignant

parrot

Same. No one invites me.

Giordanos

Trying to push religion. Gtfo of here with your God shit. That dude has never done a thing for me.

You don't. Unless it's a real good friend; (s)he will link you to the decision.

Same... if I had a girlfriend 😔

Mayim Bialik for a Daily Double.

I was around one foot away from a fully grown tiger. But the bulletproof glass looked safe in that zoo

Steve-O

Anything retail. I love people but customers I could do without.

Don't unless you want to join them.

If they're a friend, help them.

If they're not, stay away.

Interfering with a disciplinary process like that will just get you fired, especially so if you were wrong with your "fact".

(P.S. I have represented several colleagues-who-were-friends in official HR meetings where we were "against" our employer and I decided to get involved even when I could have just stayed out of it. But you have to be fucking careful and - like me - you have to know that you can screw them to the wall by *following the rules*, and be principled enough to say "Fuck it, I don't care if they sack me for doing this, it's the right thing to do").

lol well now you know what defeated the Australians i guess

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Half the stuff I’ve done in IT work, like plugging in monitors and copying files.

I'll be picking up my girlfriend first. Gotta protect and survive together.

Med school

My Grand Father on my mothers side.

My mom. She's been dead for decades. My dad kicked me out and she worried about me. I want her to know I'm fine. I've had and am having a fun, productive, fulfilling life with good people, wonderful pets, a pleasant but not tons of money, good health... I'm fine.

He ran out of the house trippin on to much acid

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Jeez I just googled it.. But care to explain what it might look like?

boring answer maybe but definitely dogs

Where else would mermaids come from?

I’m a truck driver and my speed limit (within this state) is 55. My company also trains us to leave a good cushion of space in front of us. After a 10-hour shift, I can’t easily switch back to going 65 and driving right behind people.