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General_ButtNaked__ t1_jeh24oy wrote
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
ttermayhem t1_jeh24ls wrote
Reply to comment by Mu-Relay in What was the worst sex youve ever had? by raven-vixen
This I have also learned the hard way
fuckin69er t1_jeh24di wrote
I think it's 'Pants', because no one really gives them a chance!
RSwordsman t1_jeh249n wrote
Reply to What is the worst part about getting old? by shamu060391
Not even "old" old but realizing that doors begin closing to you. It's a simple fact of life of course that no one could follow all their dreams and whims let alone a small fraction of them. But still a piquant feeling of loss.
But oh well, death is likely to be pleasant or neutral at least. Might as well see the rest of life first.
[deleted] OP t1_jeh244c wrote
Had an Uber eats driver fuck up bad. I ordered maybe $20 worth of food from Popeyes but the guy dropped off the wrong order that had enough food to feed at least 8 people easily. I tried to contact the driver but he kept sending me to voice mail so I got to keep the food. The best part was that since he gave me the wrong food, Uber eats refunded my entire meal so I got at $80+ worth of food without having to pay for it
DavosLostFingers t1_jeh23g8 wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
Talk about it and see what happens
soiledsanchez t1_jeh23g6 wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
If she’s never asked me and I never asked her I wouldn’t care if I found out
Apprehensive-Lead975 t1_jeh237d wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
Communication is key. Talk it out and respect boundaries.
ttermayhem t1_jeh22mh wrote
Reply to comment by Parking_Librarian926 in How is it possible for undiagnosed debilitating ADHD to also be a hidden impairment? by hry420
That too. I work in medicine. Women are usually diagnosed with anxiety or depression before they even acknowledge they might be in pain.
HighlyOffensive10 t1_jeh22m2 wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
I wouldn't care. I'd be a little bothered that they felt the need to hide that from me.
Fish_Fucker2136 t1_jeh22fn wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
Probably nothing as long as she doesn’t have a porn addiction
AdmiralBofa t1_jeh227b wrote
Hustle for yard work. Kids as young as 5 can help harvest citrus fruit. Kids as young as 9 or 10 can be in charge of selling the service, making appointments and handling the money.
Forward_Ad_8956 t1_jeh2276 wrote
Reply to comment by fuckin69er in What’s the best way to make money at a young age? by [deleted]
I’m 18 about to be 19:(
tentacleight OP t1_jeh20gw wrote
Reply to comment by Mindless-Storage-698 in whats that movie you've tried watching multiple times but never finished? by tentacleight
Bruhhh the end is the best part
fuckin69er t1_jeh20dd wrote
I guess they're just slow pokes!
Crocodile_Banger t1_jeh20ah wrote
After many many many painful years of trying to pop that huge pimple I realised it’s called a scrotum and it’s supposed to be there
Lily_of_the_deep t1_jeh205l wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
I'd ask her to come to my front please
JessiePeteWhite t1_jeh201x wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
It’s not that big of a deal
xdBetaLion t1_jeh1ztc wrote
Idk if you guys have it elsewhere but in the UK we had 'bug days' at school and on the very first one I got bitten by all three of the spiders that the guy had brought.
Turns out I was allergic to something in the spider fangs and had to go to the hospital lmao
Mic-Drop212 OP t1_jeh1zkk wrote
Reply to comment by niceshootintex in What is the stupidest words you have heard come out of someone’s mouth? by Mic-Drop212
Oh lol
Mindless-Storage-698 t1_jeh1zhm wrote
Reply to What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
Probably ask was there something about it she had wanted to try or was I not enough for her?
fuckin69er t1_jeh1zfh wrote
Reply to Why did General Seth McKenzie of the Australian Army surrender to the great EMU army in 1932? by Bread_Oven_2948
'Cause he was EMU'ta defeated!
Mountain-Vanilla7472 t1_jeh1zbz wrote
You did not just tell her? I would have made jokes about it.
Fish_Fucker2136 t1_jeh24p4 wrote
Reply to comment by Lily_of_the_deep in What would you do if you found out your girlfriend watches porn behind your back? by I-love-rainbows
*cum