Submitted by MayaDawnNSFW t3_11ecje9 in GetMotivated
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RHAmaxis t1_jadaqxl wrote
Nor are they dealing with people actively hacking at their roots...
Trips-Over-Tail t1_jaddi25 wrote
This year some of them didn't. Caught a load of spring growth in December, which then got nuked by snow.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jaddivh wrote
Ok but humans are a different case.
Odashi t1_jaddxqb wrote
Too bad I'm not a tree
Slashignore_ t1_jade5ks wrote
Trees can also live for thousands of years and eat radiation for food, you aren't a fuckin tree Clint.
MayorOfSmurftown t1_jadisyi wrote
...until they get chopped down.
dat_boiii627 t1_jadivtd wrote
They store all their food in roots...they don't lose everything
VinkyStagina t1_jadj768 wrote
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Guita4Vivi2038 t1_jadjjtx wrote
That's stupid.
Comparing people's issues and struggles to the process a tree goes through throughout each year is not the motivational quip that those in their worst times could even entertain
FOH
TA85022 t1_jadkep9 wrote
Source?
dudeguy82 t1_jadlq3b wrote
Ummm…I’m not a tree
deathbylow t1_jadq9th wrote
They eat radiation? How ba
Slashignore_ t1_jadqq20 wrote
Sunlight is radiation
rodman517 t1_jadr3v2 wrote
There was an attempt…..
UncleDrillothy t1_jadun4c wrote
I knew the comments would be people poking holes in the analogy. Very motivational of you guys
cazdan255 t1_jadwglu wrote
What if I’m coniferous?
deathbylow t1_jadwgm2 wrote
Oh right. I guess when you just say radiation though, people think nuclear
zenith_placidity t1_jadze67 wrote
Booooooo
Hauntcrow t1_jadzg2k wrote
"Remember that this shit you are in is cyclical like a tree losing its leaves every year"
Not very motivational now
tlst9999 t1_jadzggc wrote
You can step on a baby tree, but you can't step on an adult tree.
If you grow, people can't step on you anymore.
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amitrion t1_jae1acs wrote
Haha. I tell my girls, they are not trees. They got feet. They gotta move...
Ahab1312 t1_jae1bag wrote
That's nice and all but I'm not a tree.
Ahab1312 t1_jae1eow wrote
Or are they.....
UpstairsGreen6237 t1_jae1lu5 wrote
🤣
hear2think t1_jae1qo1 wrote
Trees are not forcefully removed from their homes when they cant make rent
rishank86 t1_jae28oi wrote
Well technically sunlight is also radiation of the nuclear type, so...
UniverseBear t1_jae2mp9 wrote
Pine Trees: "Pathetic"
NoDramaIceberg t1_jae365q wrote
And look where it's gotten them. At the mercy of an idiotic dominant species.
Jae-N0tMyReaLName t1_jae3cgd wrote
This is such a boomer post.
BobDaRula t1_jae3lcv wrote
Sure but if a tree does nothing but lose leaves for 15 years, it's dead
tots4scott t1_jae49ju wrote
OP is an OF account. Low effort for clicks.
This post sucks though.
MorefamousthanU118 t1_jae4lhq wrote
Yeah it's really not supposed to be your stuff stolen but ok 👌
Pitbullpandemonium t1_jae57z5 wrote
Also remember squirrels eat trees' nuts.
tuscabam t1_jae5gwu wrote
An unfortunate click
Anti-Queen_Elle t1_jae86ce wrote
We like just enough radiation to stay warm, but not enough radiation to have our organ/elles destroyed.
StJimmy815 t1_jae8h6g wrote
I’m not a fucking tree tho
Critical_Quit t1_jae8yr6 wrote
Translation : if you are in a horrible situation, just put up with it because it might get better.
Not sure thats very motivational?
Prak_Argabuthon t1_jae9hee wrote
Your logical fallacy is: false equivalence
jerimiahf t1_jaecdgj wrote
If you see a bucket loader and a chainsaw coming at you - may be sign of a bigger issue that you can’t stand against
Pudding_Hero t1_jaed139 wrote
Keep your trees outta my wife’s mouth!
TKCerbs t1_jaefe0s wrote
“Wow my wife left and I lost my job. Can’t wait until spring for my new life!”
That’s how stupid this post is.
No-Assignment6962 t1_jaefs6c wrote
Trees good for earth, Humans harm the earth in every ways too,,uhh
cheapsexandfastfood t1_jaeghu0 wrote
Apparently trees losing their leaves is how they rid themselves of toxins so it's their equivalent of pooping
unpopularopinion0 t1_jaegz69 wrote
trees have limbs.
whornography t1_jaei4yh wrote
Tree: "Oh my gods! I phptosynthesized so much last summer. Now I'm just standing here fat and bald all winter. I'm the worst!"
Karen: "Trees are so majestic. Live. Laugh. Lumber."
invertigo666 t1_jaem507 wrote
Lol. Toilets get flushed and they patiently wait in silence to serve their purpose once again.
iguessimthisnamenow t1_jaengxd wrote
Seriously. That’s endodormancy, basically plant hibernation. They do it to conserve energy not because of motivation.
traphaus t1_jaeoizr wrote
Trees also don’t have bills to pay.
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WesternOne9990 t1_jaeq0y6 wrote
I’m not a tree lol
ICFAOUNSFI t1_jaerccm wrote
Trees also don’t have feelings or brains.
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nerherder911 t1_jaeriu4 wrote
They also get peed on, lived in, eaten alive by termites and occasionally get unwanted tattoos from random teens.
And if they get tall enough they then get promoted to IKEA furniture.
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GreatGatsby00 t1_jaeruxk wrote
A man with Schizophrenia told me that trees talk a lot and are deep thinkers.
SenpaiHero316 t1_jaettph wrote
This has to be the best inspirational quote iv rewd today Thank you so much
Celcius_87 t1_jaetx4w wrote
Thanks for posting this OP
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CaptChair t1_jaew59b wrote
Your mom told you you can be anything you want, Jimmy.
CaptChair t1_jaew8bt wrote
Trees just shit all over everything.
CaptChair t1_jaewddr wrote
I dunno..I bet if you microdosed radiation you may be able to eat it all eventually.
CaptChair t1_jaewkki wrote
I went from motivated to disgusted after you pointed this out and I clicked to see wtf
MrBorilas t1_jaewves wrote
What even is this? Motivation to shave your head or something?
ImmediateJacket9502 t1_jaex8pn wrote
What's the issue in OP having Only Fans??
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tizzy62 t1_jaexi5q wrote
Fr the get motivated average post quality is trash, but seems unrelated to her other ventures
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samiyam_ t1_jaeykov wrote
Thus creating the perfect but random conditions for life on planet earth.
oatmeal28 t1_jaez29h wrote
Like they have a choice
CaptChair t1_jaezhyi wrote
It's likely here for the same reason roast me's get posted here. Click bait
thisimpetus t1_jaezox2 wrote
Trees losing "everything" is also a part of their natural life cycle and isn't regarded as life-threatening poverty.
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Koolkat912 t1_jaf0zxz wrote
Men lose hair and never comes back…
SuspiciousGrievances t1_jaf1qik wrote
Sadly, I fear my hair is not going to be coming back in the spring.
shorty6049 t1_jaf4n59 wrote
This is one of those motivational quotes where people are like "huh, yeah they're right!" But when you give it any sort of actual thought you realize how lacking they are in substance... Like saying "if you ever feel like giving up, remember that the earth under your house has been holding it up for decades and hasn't given up!" . Because yeah, no shit. It just sits there doing nothing.
JackCoolStove t1_jaf4o6z wrote
Very happy I came in here to tons of people agreeing this is dumb love
29again t1_jaf4poz wrote
Great now the trees are even doing better than me. Shut up trees!
Wonder_Bluebird2598 t1_jaf4r8z wrote
can'r relate the exact human experience, but the thought is, the driver of our next days will be our motivation to still stand tall and strong.
sixpackpeter t1_jad9k1j wrote
Except trees don't have to suffer from generational trauma, self medication/self abuse and dysfunctioal societies/families. Not to mention the crippling inner voices and broken inner compasses passed on through abusive parents and bullies.