I don’t know about you but we have either a missing person or murder investigation on our hands now.

What if you're Pretty Dead ?

Just leave ur wagey job

Telling people not to work because they aren’t “meant” to isn’t motivating.

Definitely me, when I don't start a task..

happened so many times can't even count why u accept when u don't want to do it just say no or i can't do it .

Maybe this just isnt for me but as someone who struggles in a feedback loop between low self-esteem and maladaptive perfectionism I already beat the crap out of myself for not being better. Someone else telling me to expect even more from myself is the last thing I need.

Clearly they want Sumerian porn.

I hope not, tomorrow never comes.

No, then I just yell at myself constantly when I make mistakes, and put myself down.

That salsa taste better though

I remember, don't worry.

You don’t believe in Santa without the societal matrix-style manipulation

Ok bud, now you're reaching.

but why are you even on r/getmotivated if you're just going to say things like this whenever someone says something motivational

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But I don't like guacamole. Which tracks since I don't like myself either.

Today: Now that I'm in charge I choose to delegate my work to you.

*Tomorrow takes the crown and becomes Today*

Today: Now that I'm in charge I choose to delegate my work to you.

*Tomorrow takes the crown and becomes Today*

Needs more Oxford Comma.

r/lossedits

The first guy should turn around and put on a shirt that says "tomorrow" then loop

What the fuck does this even mean?

I'm pretty sure "it's worry mo' tomorrow" , but it got truncated due to character length limit in the name

To vegetarians: no charge 😎

Report- I feel personally attacked by this post.