Recent comments in /f/InternetIsBeautiful

MatureChildrensToy t1_jarajut wrote

'Whut do ye want, ya lil' weasel?'

I want to give you head pats

'Get the fook outta here wit' that nonsense. I don't need yer head pats, ya muppet. I'm the king of the octagon, not some dog needing petting.'

I'm gunna pat ya

'Shut yer fookin' mouth, kid. I'll knock you out inside one round. Don't go looking for trouble, because you'll find it.'

Pat pat

'I swear to Jaysus, I'll knock the head off ya if ya touch me. Keep yer hands to yerself, ya little rat.'

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Bluffwatcher t1_jar9vb7 wrote

I am Bluffwatcher, from Thunder Bluff!

I don't give a fook where ya from, Bluffwatcher! Ye sound like a hillbilly with nothin' better to do than to waste me time. What do ya want?

We need a strong champion to advocate Blizzard giving Thunder Bluff portals. Will you aid us in our mission, champion?

Ha! Portals? Ye think I have time for such nonsense? I'm a busy man, Bluffwatcher. I don't have time to waste on trivial matters. Maybe ye should take care of yer own problems and stop relying on others to do the hard work for ye.

I have taken your advice and rolled a Tauren Mage to provide portals for Thunder Bluff. Thanks for the pep talk, champ.

Well, it's about time ye got some sense knocked into ye. Maybe there's hope for ye yet, Bluffwatcher. But don't go thinking that just because ye rolled a Tauren Mage, I'm going to give ye a pat on the back. That's the bare minimum that anyone can do. Now get outta here before I change me mind about ye.

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Bluffwatcher t1_jar91eq wrote

Whut do ye want, ya lil' weasel?

Who are you?

Who am I? Who da fook do ye think I am, mate? I'm the notorious Conor McGregor, the double champ, the king of the octagon. If ye didn't know that, then ye must be living under a rock.

I AM The Rock!

The Rock? Ha! The only rock ye are is a pebble in me shoe, mate. Ye might be big and strong, but ye've got nothin' on the champ champ.

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