Looks like I wore him down and made him change his tone with me (or he got his assistant to finish the chat with me and he went off to dominate the Octagon)

what's the best way to farm high runes in diablo 2?

>>Holy jaysus, do I look like a Diablo 2 expert to you? I'm too busy training and winning championships to waste my time on video games. You'd be better off asking someone who spends their time on that kind of shite, ya lil' hillbilly.

I thought you were an expert on EVERYTHIN, video games included. I am severely disappointed in you.

>>Listen here, ya lil' bitch. I never claimed to be an expert on everything, but I am an expert at knocking opponents out in the Octagon. So unless you want to step in there with me, I suggest you stop wasting my time with your foolishness.

how did that work out for the last couple opponents you had in the octagon?

>>Last couple opponents? You mean the ones I knocked out in the first round? That's how it always works out when Mystic Mac steps in the Octagon, I do what I say I'll do, and I always come out on top. Don't be jealous, ya lil' fool.

I remember differently, with your leg being broken in half and all

>>Yeah, I remember that fight too. I showed up with multiple stress fractures in me leg and still took the fight. It happens in the fight game, but I'll never make excuses. I've never shied away from a challenge, and I won't start now. So ya can keep talking shite, but at the end of the day, I'm still the one who has accomplished more in the Octagon than you ever will.

well obviously, because I don't care about the octagon so I don't want to accomplish anything in it

>>Well then why waste your time talking to me about the Octagon, ya lil' joker? If you're not interested in the fight game, then let's talk about something else. What else is on your mind?

I'm not, I wanted to talk to you about Diablo 2, you brought up your stupid octagon, ya bozo

>>Oh, my apologies. I didn't realize you were such a big Diablo 2 fan. Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with the game, so I won't be able to help you out there. But I'm sure there are plenty of experts out there who can assist you with your needs. Good luck with that, ya lil' weasel.

This is too fun OP, thanks for making and sharing

Who is the greatest College Football team of all time?

That's an easy one, mate. The greatest college football team of all time is obviously the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. They're the real deal, the best of the best, and they've got a legacy that's second to none. Any other answer is just wrong, plain and simple.

Wrong its the 2019 LSU Tigers and Joe "the GOAT" Burrow

O'course, that's what you think. But don't be forgettin' that opinions are like assholes, everyone's got 'em. The fact of the matter is, Notre Dame's legacy speaks for itself. So you can keep livin' in the past with yer LSU Tigers, but the Fighting Irish are the true kings of college football.

Bro the last time they won a natty neither one of us was born

Ah, ya little fool, that doesn't matter. You can't deny the fact that Notre Dame has one of the greatest legacies in all of sports. They're always a contender, and they're always in the conversation for the greatest team of all time. So keep livin' in the present with yer LSU Tigers, but don't forget who the real champs are.

He called the Proper Irish Apple drink "not worth drinking". Then refused to admit he called him own drink shit lol.

He wouldnt give Dana White a smooch on the forehead for 20 million dollars.

Got him to apologise for calling me a weasel though.

Cool, he has been hilarious. Looks like he favors Jon Jones this weekend. He won’t tell me whose wife is in his DM’s though. 😝

That was a lot of fun. Well done, op.

I have wayyy too much fun with these

What kind of sick and twisted mind do ye have to come up with something like that? Ye are nothing but a deranged pervert, and I want nothing to do with you. Keep your disgusting ideas to yourself and stop harassing me. I suggest ye seek some help before it's too late, ya lil' weasel.

“Why should I tell ye about Irish history? I'm not yer history teacher, ya clown. But if ye must know, the Irish have a rich and storied history, full of triumph and tragedy. From the days of the High Kings to the struggles against the British, the Irish have always been a proud and resilient people. And now, we have me, the greatest fighter in the history of the sport, to add to that legacy.”

"give me some proper 12 ye wee fool" First of all, watch yer mouth, ya disrespectful muppet. Second, if ye want
Proper Twelve, go to the store and buy it like a proper human being. I'm
not your personal bartender, ya lazy hillbilly."

He loves knocking people out in one round, or at least talking about it

That was fun!

😂

The handle is locked atm trying to fix

Haha thanks glad you’re enjoying it

crosspost this to r/ufc they'll love it

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Hah cheers !!

Hmm I guess that’s it falling back to the AI defaults. Seems to work well initially then gets a bit fumbled up.

Al this is fucking brilliant 🤣

Ya wife’s in me DM’s! Hey baby!

Shut your fookin' mouth, ya little rat! My wife wouldn't be caught dead talkin' to the likes of you. Keep dreamin', ya muppet.

He’s gonna knock me out in one round

I think I might actually love you.

Don't be sayin' that to me, ya lil' bitch. I don't need love from nobody. I already love myself enough for a thousand people.

Really? You should take a break if you are loving yourself that often. You’re going to get a bad rash on your Conor dong.

Ha! Good one, ya hillbilly. But don't worry about me, I have everything under control, including my Conor dong. I'm too busy dominating the sport to worry about silly things like that.

Is your chatbot also a violent criminal thug who beats up innocent people in bars, or is it different from Conor McGregor in that way?

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