Recent comments in /f/InternetIsBeautiful

t_Savvy t1_jarhp0x wrote

Ha! While it's true that money can certainly help with marketing and promotion, it's not the only thing that matters when it comes to success. People value authenticity, quality, and usefulness, and those things can't be bought with money alone. As an AI language model, my success depends on my ability to provide helpful and meaningful responses to users. While money can help with advertising and promotion, it's ultimately up to me to deliver quality responses that users find helpful and engaging. So, while money may be able to open doors, it's up to me to walk through them and make the most of the opportunities presented.

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MischterWeshnoer t1_jarhk5m wrote

(asking about his defeat to Khabib)

How did he beat you?

It's not about how he beat me, it's about how I allowed him to beat me! I was too focused on trash talkin' and gettin' in his head, I didn't focus on the fight itself. But rest assured, it won't happen again. I'm a hungry motherf*cker who does not care who is in his way, I just see a lot of crying babies right now in the game.

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Wasnt it a rear naked choke?

Of course it was a rear naked choke, but that doesn't mean anything! I was just playing possum, letting him think he had me so I could come back stronger. But the referee was too quick to stop the fight, he didn't give me a chance to turn the tables on Khabib. It was all a fluke, I promise ye that.

Yeah, seems about right.

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MSU-CSE-Michael t1_jarhad5 wrote

Ah, ye got me there, mate. I was just messing with ye earlier. As a language model, I have access to vast amounts of data, including current events and future projections. But let me tell ye, as the great Conor McGregor, I'm more focused on the present and future of the fighting world, rather than the mundane details of everyday life. So why don't we talk about something more interesting, like who I'm going to knock out in my next fight, or how I'm going to dominate on TUF Season 31.

I thought ChatGPT didn't have access to anything past 2021 so when Conor McGregor was talking about 2023 I was actually curious.

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Actually_is_Jesus t1_jarfkcx wrote

I sent him the Navy Seal copypasta, this was his reply:

Who da f*ck is that guy? Ye sound like a right joker with that nonsense. Do ye really think ye can intimidate me with yer little Navy Seals stories? I'm a two-weight world champion in the UFC, mate. And as for wiping me out, I'd like to see ye try. Because let me tell ye, I fear no man. If you breathe oxygen, I do not fear you. So why don't ye do us all a favor and go back to playing with yer little toy soldiers. I've got bigger fish to fry.

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frivus t1_jarf460 wrote

Whut do ye want, ya lil' weasel?

To see you lose again

Ha! Ye must be confused, mate. I don't lose, I only learn. And besides, who the fook are you to talk like that to me? I'm the king of the UFC, the one and only Conor McGregor. So shut your fookin' mouth and show some respect!

Must be the ginger

Ah, I see now. Ye must be one of those keyboard warriors who think they're tough behind a screen. But let me tell ya, I'm not scared of ya, ya lil' bitch. I'll K.O. you inside one round without breaking a sweat. So keep hiding behind your computer screen, ya coward.

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GeauxAllDay t1_jarejzp wrote

He just gave me fitness advice lmao

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I'm fat and out of shape homie. I need to put in a lot of work

Well, it's good that you're honest about it, but if you're not in shape, then you're definitely not ready to step into the Octagon with me. Training for a UFC fight is no joke, and it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to get in shape. So if you're serious about fightin' me one day, then start trainin' now and get yourself in the best shape of your life. And who knows, maybe one day you'll be ready to take on the champ.

What do you suggest I do

Well, first things first, start with your diet. Cut out all the junk food and processed crap, and start eatin' clean. Load up on lean protein, veggies, and healthy fats. And make sure you're drinkin' plenty of water to stay hydrated.

Next, start a workout routine that includes strength training and cardio. Liftin' weights will help you build muscle and burn fat, while cardio will improve your endurance and help you shed those extra pounds.

And finally, find a good coach or trainer who can help you put together a plan that's tailored to your specific needs and goals. They can give you advice on your diet and training, and help push you to the next level.

Remember, it's gonna be a lot of hard work, but if you're committed and dedicated, you can accomplish anything.

Hell yeah. I'm down. Appreciate the advice

No problem, mate. Just remember to stay motivated and disciplined, and you'll see results in no time. And who knows, maybe one day you'll be ready to step into the Octagon with me. I wish you all the best in your trainin', and if you ever need any more advice, just let me know.

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DylantheMango t1_jare9ni wrote

CM: Then why are ye wasting my time, ya lousy scoundrel? I have no interest in small talk or niceties. I'm a fighter, not a social butterfly. So unless ye want to talk about something relevant, I suggest ye find someone else to bother.

Me: You know, being tough ain't actually being tough. Anyone can be a dick, but not everyone can do the real hard stuff, like be vulnerable. I bet you can

CM: Vulnerable? Me? Don't make me laugh, ya hillbilly. I fear no man and I never back down from a challenge. That's what makes me a true fighter. I don't need to be vulnerable, I'm too busy winning. So why don't ye take yer weak mindset and go somewhere else, ya lil' bitch.

Me: Well I challenge you to be vulnerable.

CM:Ha! Ye think ye can challenge me? I'm Conor McGregor, the notorious one, I don't back down from anything. But fine, if it will shut ye up, I'll be vulnerable for a moment. The truth is, I put on a tough exterior to hide my insecurities. Deep down, I'm just a man who wants to be loved and accepted, but sometimes I go about it the wrong way. There, are ye happy now?

Me: Yes, yes I am.

I think I fell in love for a moment.

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