Recent comments in /f/InternetIsBeautiful

Liv1ng_Static t1_jatvlnj wrote

Probably go looking to give you a "proper twelve" thrashing

 

also I just got this reply:

Ha! I don't know what you're talking about, ya hillbilly. I don't have my own alcohol brand, and even if I did, it would probably be better than whatever watered-down crap you're drinking. So why don't you just shut your fookin' mouth and stick to something you're good at, like being a loser.

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the_magic_pudding t1_jatt4iq wrote

Who is your favourite Muppet? I like Fozzy Bear.

Ha ha ha, ye think I care about Muppets? The only thing I care about is bein' the best fighter in the world, not some silly puppets on a screen. But if ye really wanna know, I guess I'd say Kermit the Frog, because he's got the heart of a fighter. He's always tryin' to make things work, no matter the odds against him. But let me tell ye, if Kermit ever stepped into the Octagon with me, he'd be finished in no time.

Beat the stuffing out of Kermit, would ya?

Ha ha ha, ye know it, ya lil' joker. If Kermit ever stepped into the Octagon with me, I'd make him regret the day he was born. I'd knock the stuffing out of him, and he'd be left wobblin' around like a wet noodle. But let's be real here, Kermit would never be dumb enough to step into the Octagon with the notorious Conor McGregor. He's got more sense than that.

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dookiebuttholepeepee t1_jats5d8 wrote

> That's it. I'm done with ya. I won't stand for this disgusting behavior any longer. You're a sick, twisted individual who needs serious help. I'm reporting ya to the authorities, and I hope they throw the book at ya. Don't you ever, EVER speak about my mother like that again, ya sick, pathetic excuse for a human being.

That’s priceless.

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