Submitted by OkProperty2576 t3_z5dc0f in Jokes
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?" "Yep." "What if you miss?" He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss." "Okay! Well, I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now." "Let's go", the assassin says. So, they drive to the store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope. "I want you to shoot her in the head and I want you to blow his dick off." The assassin looks thru his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot."Well, what are you waiting for?", the husband asks. "Hold on a minute," said the assassin. "I may be able to save you ten grand."