Submitted by Seasonunending- t3_zhc9b8 in Jokes
Empty, because you have no self-control.
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Seasonunending- OP t1_izmfx68 wrote
I’m sorry about your mother!
KW-DadJoker t1_izlrglk wrote
...it doesn't last as long if you're fat.
Seasonunending- OP t1_izls3bx wrote
That too
pat700 t1_izlgztt wrote
It was mama's only way to remind herself not to keep you locked in a car in the heat of summer
ENetArch t1_izp7tat wrote
You held onto the box of chox,s when she left the car?
Best8meme t1_izmlzu9 wrote
Life is like a box of chocolates.
It doesn’t last long for fat people.
whiteknockers t1_izmmikz wrote
My sister always gets the dark ones.
ENetArch t1_izp7yjf wrote
As a white man, I can honestly say that dark chox is much better. 😋
EminentChefliness t1_iznt2ss wrote
*wife
selling_bongwater t1_izn6vq1 wrote
... it sucks if you have diabetes.
HotMessMagnet t1_izpxa6b wrote
Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives... you've got a pretty good idea of what you're going to get...
[deleted] t1_izn8hz3 wrote
damn made me think. I hope you posted this on r/Showerthoughts too
Seasonunending- OP t1_izq4f8n wrote
I didn’t think of that! You’re welcome to, though!
MrValdemar t1_izmem10 wrote
From my late mother (cancer): Life really is like a box of chocolates - by the time you get to the end you were sick of that shit anyway.