Submitted by _dantastic t3_zs64sn in Jokes
I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.
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_dantastic OP t1_j16eawn wrote
Cocaine.
antoinetros t1_j16emhh wrote
A shoelace walked into a bar and tries to order a drink...
The bartender says, ‟I am sorry, but we don’t serve shoelaces here”
The shoelace goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair.
The shoelace goes back into the bar and orders again.
The bartender asks, ‟Are not you that shoelace that was just in here?”
The shoelace replied, ‟No, I am a frayed knot.”
panidermo t1_j16f7x4 wrote
The only reason I still click on these is with the hopes someone has slightly altered the joke.
Alas, I am disappointed once again.
_dantastic OP t1_j16gwnx wrote
Why did the disappointed redditor click the joke? To get to the other sigh.
muscleliker6656 t1_j17m498 wrote
Are you tippin or you tripping? 😂
awkimballjr t1_j16dtac wrote
How did you get them down from the power line?