According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. Submitted by username_taken_not t3_zz6rzv on December 30, 2022 at 5:52 PM in Jokes Because it states that a man who lays with another man should be stoned. 10 comments 48
befouledXxy t1_j29ri7z wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:55 PM Jesus died for your sins!!! So you make sure you sin, otherwise Jesus died for nothing.. Permalink 21
leonscum t1_j2a5ojp wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:25 PM I asked my priest once if they stoned both men and he said, "No, just the one on top". I asked, "Why didn't they stone the other man"? He said, "Because he was a priest". Permalink 9
meniallyactivate33 t1_j29seix wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:01 PM ‟Woah man! Hey! Do you’ve... protection?” ‟Oh yeah almost forgot. Alright here, get this joint blazin” ‟Whew... That was close man. Did not want to go about risking eternal damnation and all” Permalink 5
Finiasi t1_j29t365 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:05 PM Thats the old testament my dude Permalink 3 dohrk t1_j29tenf wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:07 PM So you can read. That is in the title. Permalink Parent 11 [deleted] t1_j2akdxz wrote on December 30, 2022 at 9:00 PM [deleted] Permalink Parent 1 slobbyrobb t1_j29ub0v wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:13 PM Was this the old testament? Permalink Parent 2 1_yard_dash t1_j2bker7 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:09 AM No, I think it was the Old Testament Permalink Parent 3 realmuffinman t1_j2c0pnq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 3:13 AM Actually, it was in the old testament Permalink Parent 2
dohrk t1_j29tenf wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:07 PM So you can read. That is in the title. Permalink Parent 11 [deleted] t1_j2akdxz wrote on December 30, 2022 at 9:00 PM [deleted] Permalink Parent 1
slobbyrobb t1_j29ub0v wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:13 PM Was this the old testament? Permalink Parent 2 1_yard_dash t1_j2bker7 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:09 AM No, I think it was the Old Testament Permalink Parent 3 realmuffinman t1_j2c0pnq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 3:13 AM Actually, it was in the old testament Permalink Parent 2
1_yard_dash t1_j2bker7 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:09 AM No, I think it was the Old Testament Permalink Parent 3 realmuffinman t1_j2c0pnq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 3:13 AM Actually, it was in the old testament Permalink Parent 2
realmuffinman t1_j2c0pnq wrote on December 31, 2022 at 3:13 AM Actually, it was in the old testament Permalink Parent 2
befouledXxy t1_j29ri7z wrote
Jesus died for your sins!!! So you make sure you sin, otherwise Jesus died for nothing..