Submitted by Rare-Sherbert-1987 t3_zbexh1 in Jokes
The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people, for bombing Pearl Harbor!"
The Chinese guy is like, "WTF?! That wasn't us. That was the Japanese!"
The Jewish guy: "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... you're all the same."
After a few minutes and another beer, the Chinese guy turns to the Jewish guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people for sinking the Titanic!"
The Jewish guy: "Huh? They ran into an iceberg..."
Chinese guy: "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinburg, you're all the same."