Submitted by 69UwU69420 t3_zeojpk in Jokes
Everyone in the village called him "One stone" because of this, but nobody dared to say it to his face because he would kill anyone who directly said it him. Unfortunately, a woman in the village named Bluebird did not know about this. One morning, while she was walking past One Stone, she greeted him by saying "Hello, One Stone". He immediately took her into the woods, and made love to her until she died from exhaustion.
Another woman by the name of Yellowbird, who also did not know about One Stone's hatred of his nickname, greeted him one morning, saying "Hi, One Stone!". Once again, One Stone took her into the woods and made love to her all day and night, but she didn't die.......
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Because you can't kill two birds with one stone.