Submitted by Sufficient-Annual-51 t3_zvjhaf in Jokes
The Chinese man is proudly telling the Jewish man about his heritage. “We can trace our history back for over 3,000 years,” he exclaims with pride!
“We’ll, that’s very impressive,” replies the Jewish man, “but our history goes back for almost 6,000 years!”
The Chinese man, after some consideration, says to the Jewish man, “Well, that doesn’t make any sense. What did you people eat back then?”