Submitted by petertmcqueeny t3_10kp4yy in Jokes
My coffee is just like my wife.
Ice cold, with no cream in it.
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FlatMonkey1776 t1_j5seehj wrote
Your wife sees this she’s gonna whip your ass
Starfish-Story t1_j5siox8 wrote
What bra size was she? K-cup?
Gnarly_Starwin t1_j5slf9m wrote
I heard coffee jokes are generating a lot of buzz.
Jackrwood t1_j5slj00 wrote
Too many dicks in it?
AdReady1809 t1_j5svm7g wrote
Made at home or picked up from another college going dudes hands?
punterknox t1_j5t4luw wrote
How many wives do you have a day?
frankie69er t1_j5tb08s wrote
It's got cream in it, just not your cream
petertmcqueeny OP t1_j5tjzfg wrote
Hey, contact is contact
Stroke_n_Smoke t1_j5tm00m wrote
Was she also produced in a third world country with questionable working conditions?
camerupts t1_j5ttac0 wrote
this comment is seriously underrated & absolutely brilliant
Starfish-Story t1_j5u9axm wrote
I like my scotch and men the same: aged 18 years (American Pie)
IcyPound3552 t1_j5s42wa wrote
You forgot bitter