Submitted by MrJamieC1975 t3_101meeu in Jokes
The wife and I were in town shopping and as we came out of a store, three attractive young women aged between 18 and 20 walked by wearing tiny cropped tops and short short skirts. One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic long toned and tanned legs.I gently nudged my wife and said, "I bet you wish you still had legs like that!".She got really upset with me... In fact I could still hear her sobbing as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store.