Submitted by scrotimus-maximus t3_10ui364 in Jokes
The doctor said "don't worry we have a range of penises we can surgically attach. We have small, medium and big. They all cost £10,000. I'll leave you to discuss it with your wife" 20 minutes later the doctor comes back in and asks for a decision. "I've discussed it with my wife and we've decided were going to buy a kitchen."