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BigFoot175 t1_j1cytd4 wrote
Reply to comment by curiouscabbage69 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I mean... yeah, never mind. Disregard my last.
curiouscabbage69 t1_j1cyoxg wrote
Reply to comment by BigFoot175 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Wrong sub
BigFoot175 t1_j1cx1fz wrote
Reply to comment by Toecuttercutter in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Obviously not making excuses for anything the National Socialist German Workers Party or their leadership did (except build the foundations of modern animal welfare laws for much of the Western world), but I do have to ponder... Why Socialism regarded as a left-wing ideology until you mix it with Nationalism? The whole left-right paradigm is based around economics, with the right side being more about free markets and people/enterprises retaining most of their money so they can choose where and how to spend it, while the left side sees the state control money and the markets and so forth, in theory providing far more services to its constituents than a right-leaning government would. All forms of Socialism, National or otherwise, are by necessity authoritarian because people want to keep the money they've worked hard for, so Socialist governments need some way of enforcing the high tax rates necessary to fund their spending.
ForcyBo t1_j1cvzxp wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He hates to play in a fair way.
Toecuttercutter t1_j1cvedy wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
So he took up soccer and played extreme right-wing.
tlarcombe t1_j1cu00m wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Because he's only got one ball.
PresentationLow6204 t1_j1ctkks wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He'll need a nein iron for that.
Glittering_Camel_442 t1_j1cpw9e wrote
Why did the red hot chili pepper cross the road?
“To get tooo theee otherside…. To get toooo theee otherside…”
sam_matt t1_j1clzz0 wrote
By the weigh
Monki01 t1_j1ck138 wrote
Cant stop
.... Laughing
PaddySwaz t1_j1cjgrd wrote
How do you tell how heavy a pie is? Somewhere over the rainbow
Somewhere over the rainbow.... weigh a pie
LOUDCO-HD t1_j1chp2a wrote
Reply to I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
Maybe you should round up?
Ok_Secretary_8243 t1_j1cgno7 wrote
Reply to comment by delectable-tea in I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
Cutting it so that it’s in the shape of a circle.
Ok_Secretary_8243 t1_j1cgljm wrote
Reply to I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
Once your fear is gone, you’ll be full circle again.
Classic_Title1655 t1_j1cg6w8 wrote
Reply to I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
My advice - Stay away from the lead guitarist from U2
Caos1980 t1_j1ce9s9 wrote
Reply to comment by Environmental-Win836 in A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months by fhqwhgadsz
I guess you usually have 30 days to do it… varies on State/Country…
delectable-tea t1_j1cbeer wrote
Reply to I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
Practically speaking, wouldn't cutting corners increase the number of edges?
SirHerald t1_j1c3s1d wrote
Reply to I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. So, there I was, walking my dog on a ledge the other day...
hot_ho11ow_point t1_j1btjqb wrote
With a Scoville scale?
WaterFriendsIV t1_j1botk5 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
I lost my pizza cutter so now I use a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife.
philfix t1_j1bolqw wrote
With a sock on it.
pleasework2233 t1_j1bmdun wrote
Ha! This one was good
Deadlock240 t1_j1bksoi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
That is what the title says, yes.
Fhaol t1_j1bkqgs wrote
Have you tried?
Cold_Table8497 t1_j1cz3x8 wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He always struggled with the links. [Left in German].