He’s only got one ball

Sounds like another one i heard:

I have a phobia of elevators, I now take steps to avoid them. But even stairs make me nervous, cause they're always up to something.

Woah, do tell me more!

It's not. "A bunch" implies a finite number. Any n-gon with a finite number of edges is not a circle.

That’s just Reckless

Precisely what I said :p

This is out of Mein Kampfort zone.

A circle is the limit of a regular n-gon as n approaches infinity.

Guy: I can make a guy scream with only 1 finger

Guy: (sigh) yea yea sure

Guy: (detonates bomb)

Guy: AAAARGN!

Girl: i can make guys scream with only one finger

Guy: (sigh) yea yea sure

Girl: (put her finger in the asshole of the guy)

Guy: AAAAARGN!

A circle is just a bunch of edges very closely together

I don't get it Can someone explain?

Terrible punchline

good point.

Your question is based on a wrong premise. National Socialism isn't a mixture of Nationalism and Socialism.

Speaking very broadly, Socialism has as its goal the ownership of the means of production by the workers, and focuses on class and the relations between classes as the way of looking at a society.

National Socialism doesn't share that goal and neither that perspective. It has Socialism in its name in the same way the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has Democracy in its name.

Would you yeet it down the fairway, or slice it in the rough?

I hope he reichs it over afterwards

I mean... You're not wrong. Upon further reading, I conclude that it definitely started out as a Socialist movement - German Workers' Party - but after everyone's least favorite Austrian got his grubby mitts on the reigns, it all went to shit.

If it’s too hot, you gotta give it away give it away give it away now.

Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week.

The simple answer is they weren't socialists, calling yourself a socialist doesn't make you one. The complicated answer is that they co-opted some very minor aspects of socialism but they called themselves socialists as a publicity exercise to attract the working classes and because they attacked 'Jewish merchants and bankers' however real socialists were, along with trade unionists and communists the first victims of the regime.

By the way all forms of government beyond some kind of small scale tribalism or anarchy are by necessity authoritarian, there is no modern government that doesn't extract taxes and obedience by means of force, you could equally say capitalists need a structure of force to keep an unequal wealth structure propped up and to extract the resources and labour from the workers to enable the unearned passive income of the onwers/rulers.

If you had, one shot, one opportunity

Why does Hillary hate golf?

Because Bill's balls keep ending up in the wrong hole.

If I could give you 10,000 upvotes, I would. Well done.

Also, thanks for ruining the joke.

I used to live across the street from a brewery in Charlotte, NC called Birdsong. All of their beer names were after song titles. Higher Ground was easily their highest selling beer in the area.