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Songmuddywater t1_j1e3p1z wrote
Reply to comment by BigFoot175 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
You mean it became a dictatorship but really no different from communist North Korea.
Which makes it just another left wing totalitarian authoritarian ideology.
Songmuddywater t1_j1e3jm7 wrote
Reply to comment by BigFoot175 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Because it's hard to make the claim that what happened in Germany under the socialist was the worst thing that ever happened while supporting socialism. Which is why they have to play with language and gas light us.
Every single country in 1930's-1940's was nationalist. Every single one.
sotopoetic t1_j1e33fy wrote
Why not take them to the sea, and let them be freeeeee
WP47 t1_j1e2gzj wrote
Reply to comment by Cold_Table8497 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Drum links, zwei, drei!
Drum links, zwei, drei!
Wo dein Platz, Genosse, ist!
Reih dich ein in die Arbeitereinheitsfront,
weil du auch ein Arbeiter bist. 🥀
EvadingDoom t1_j1e1jzx wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He can Nazi where his ball went.
Plenty_Rule968 t1_j1e16cj wrote
Reasonable-Sleep45 t1_j1e124c wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I played with an old Scotsman once who randomly got paired up with me and my 14 year old son. On hole 3 of the round my son hits a green side bunker shot and doesn’t get out of the bunker. The Scotsman says “in Scotland we call that a Hitler - two shots in a bunker”. My son didn’t know if that was offensive or not and he just stared at me. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder. Both at the joke and my sons reaction.
rsnook55 t1_j1e0kz3 wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I did nazi that coming.
sagarassk t1_j1e0efd wrote
Reply to With only one finger by Kikavukoi
I can make my girlfriend scream with 1 finger.
Turns on PlayStation
tptasev t1_j1dxxqm wrote
A new jersey always has brighter colors than an old one.
adroitlyBark t1_j1dxg97 wrote
Well for the fourth husband I guess there is not mushroom for argument.
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ywynnazn t1_j1dvubc wrote
The simple ones are the best ones haha
mymuzk t1_j1dup1o wrote
Just smile and wave, boys.
krmarci t1_j1dsaw2 wrote
Reply to comment by BigFoot175 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
See this cartoon as well.
mrblack248 t1_j1dru0p wrote
Reply to comment by Certain_Proposal_790 in I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
Don't be so negative! Stairs can definitely be down to some fun stuff!
thisisnotdan t1_j1drja8 wrote
Reply to comment by Cold_Table8497 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Weird, it's all English on my screen even though you left it in German. Technology is amazing.
thisisnotdan t1_j1drep3 wrote
Reply to comment by Evening-Tomatillo-47 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Mom's stroganoff
Appropriate-Lie-548 t1_j1dp0wd wrote
Grind it and drop it on a mans tongue. See how quickly he falters under its powdery weight
WolfHunter17 t1_j1dmo5m wrote
Reply to comment by TrixicAcePolyamEnby in I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
While I appreciate the concern, I feel like this was not really the place to do it, my guy/gal/enby. Taking aside the fact that the wording was quite fine considering we're speaking here of a physical approximation of a circle and not the mathematical concept of one, we are on /r/jokes. Not really the place to be pedantic about stuff like this.
browtfareyoudoing t1_j1dl5gw wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
Where’d I put my steak knife…
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Reply to With only one finger by Kikavukoi
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tptasev t1_j1djryg wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in With only one finger by Kikavukoi
When the bomb's.gone off, it's too late to scream.
TrixicAcePolyamEnby t1_j1djmi5 wrote
Reply to comment by WolfHunter17 in I have a phobia of edges by sladeshied
I teach college math, my guy. I'm just trying to educate here. You had the right idea, but the wording was problematic and incomplete.
Songmuddywater t1_j1e3y0o wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Argentina is supposed to have some really nice golf courses. Maybe he learned to like it in his retirement.