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davethompson413 t1_j1ewqmo wrote
Reply to Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
When he was an infant, his mom and dad were talking about potential names, when dad stubbed his toe.
"JESUS CHRIST!"
StevenEveral t1_j1ewf2b wrote
Reply to comment by boblechock in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I did Nazi that coming.
MansfromDaVinci t1_j1ercex wrote
Reply to comment by Taloniano in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I'd say the capitalist nirvana is what they have now, weak enforcement of rules by the state, weak contribution to infrastructure, but massive handouts and bailouts of tax money collected for them by governments. In an actual pure free market, near anarchy, the communal structures would likely collapse and the capitalist institutions would go tits up soon after.
The Romans and other empires went in for deporting peoples en mass, after all the Persians and Babylonians did it to the Jews millenia before hilter or stalin.
Most of the problems with Russian communism were that it was authoritarian and dictatorial which is not an inherent part of socialist dotrine, but there was also the intrinsic problem that 'everyone's benefit' is not as strong a motivator as 'my benefit' and so there was widespread apathy and corruption.
Albionflux t1_j1eq34e wrote
Reply to Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
So is my son, he seems pretty anoyed abour it
Riler4899 t1_j1epsdg wrote
Reply to comment by tlarcombe in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Goering, had two but they were small
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Reply to comment by tlarcombe in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
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ajm2601 t1_j1epe9a wrote
Reply to comment by mymuzk in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
Underrated comment.
aboxofsnakes t1_j1emh3k wrote
Reply to comment by Fire_Storm1 in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
There is a song by the band "Red Hot Chili Peppers" which has the lyric "give it away, give it away, give it away now". This is one of their more recognizable lyrics and gets stuck in the head easily
NtlDerpFoundation t1_j1em21u wrote
I love this one. It's adoarable.
invisiblink t1_j1ekd0k wrote
Reply to comment by thisisnotdan in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Knees weak, his swing is off
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Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
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Longjumping-Meet-307 t1_j1eipn6 wrote
That's a Dave Allen joke
pantericu5 t1_j1ehzld wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He only played “nein” holes in his life.
Iz-kan-reddit t1_j1egpx5 wrote
Reply to comment by sotopoetic in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
Pengin sez you're welcome to do the whole "daily struggle for survival in the face of the elements and predators" thing. He's going to check out Violent Night in the safety and comfort of reclining stadium seating.
mbts73 t1_j1efii4 wrote
More like another sets heading for the zoo!
Taloniano t1_j1eefet wrote
Reply to comment by MansfromDaVinci in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I do agree that the whole right-left thing does not really fit the 21st century at all anymore. I also think socialist thinking has at its core an idea of equality, dignity, solidarity among all humans. Anything nationalist, even more so fascist, and especially Nazis have at their core the idea of one "people" being superior to the rest of mankind and derive social rights or even a historical obligation from that, to subdue, or in the case the Nazis to even exterminate other peoples.
For me that's the main difference, and from that different policies are derived.
And some random thoughts I couldn't control anymore, sorry for that 🤪 The capitalist point of view is just something different; it starts with the assumption that following egoistic objectives magically produces the best possible economic situation for all, while the state should keep itself out of almost everything. In a way, the perfect capitalist market nirvana is almost anarchy - no rules, the strongest survives, the other must blame themselves.
(Obviously, Stalin perverted the original ideas of socialism to arrive at something pretty much indistinguishable from fascism; even the reference to the Russian people being superior was used later - and in present days again, in the most appalling way. Stalin was in fact a sort of sick kind of role model for the Nazis in "techniques" of deporting masses of people in the late 1930s. That's why neither the Nazis nor any form of actually existing communism have anything to do with the spirit of Socialism.)
GeetarDoctor t1_j1edh2i wrote
Reply to Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
Yule be sad to know that he was he wasn't even a Christian.
Popular-Revenue-3533 t1_j1eawky wrote
Depends which one you want to weigh. And when in time, i.e. Kiedis is a lot skinnier nowadays vs back in the 90s
Accomplished-Bit-485 t1_j1eamyt wrote
Reply to With only one finger by Kikavukoi
puts finger in v****
BloxxelBoi t1_j1eakgv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
They never mentioned the penguins making noise?
sorry_ t1_j1ea3wo wrote
Reply to comment by Plenty_Rule968 in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
Saving this to jerk off later?
[deleted] t1_j1e813v wrote
Hey! Oh!
[deleted] t1_j1e681x wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
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djlarue46 t1_j1e4n3q wrote
Reply to With only one finger by Kikavukoi
Surprise finger in the booty hole
gbuckingham89 t1_j1ex0q3 wrote
Reply to comment by tlarcombe in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
The others in the Albert Hall.