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Santasbodyguar t1_j1fpi7q wrote
Reply to comment by invisiblink in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
sleach100 t1_j1fozav wrote
Reply to comment by WaterFriendsIV in How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? by ROCKY13573
But it feels so right
[deleted] t1_j1foq8o wrote
Reply to comment by SignHot6352 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
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Random_And_Brave t1_j1focpi wrote
wasn't that a movie? lol
SignHot6352 t1_j1fntbj wrote
Reply to Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
Hebrews is not a book. „Hebrew people are mostly considered synonymous with the Semitic-speaking Israelites, especially in the pre-monarchic period when they were still nomadic.“
Edit: oops was wrong thx for correcting
theservman t1_j1fj48b wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Considering most country clubs were infamous for discrimination, you'd think he'd be in favour.
Dragonslayer200782 t1_j1fi053 wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I guess he is a golf hitter
blackcompy t1_j1fhpco wrote
Reply to comment by adroitlyBark in A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time by kaarrty
Taking the fun out of fungus
SpazSpazBoBaz t1_j1fgjwp wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
But do you know why he stopped drinking whiskey?
elizabethjanet t1_j1fd95t wrote
I started telling that joke about 25 years ago LOL…and it was a transport truck taking them to the zoo
Crazy_Activity1948 t1_j1fbv2h wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
I did nazi anyone hit you. Go sit in the corner and count. One two three four five six seven eight NEIN I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE! IM TAKING OVER POLAND!!!
sa3clark t1_j1fb0qn wrote
Reply to comment by tits_on_a_nun in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
But poor old goebbels ...
woodburner101 t1_j1f8xqm wrote
Reply to comment by woodburner101 in Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
Forget that. Brain overload.
woodburner101 t1_j1f8tzp wrote
Reply to Do you think Jesus was annoyed... by somepeoplewait
Christmas isn’t his birthday anyway?
Waitsfornoone t1_j1f88a5 wrote
Reply to comment by yportnemumixam in A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time by kaarrty
He'd better be, or he'll die of the same.
tits_on_a_nun t1_j1f67jz wrote
Reply to comment by Riler4899 in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Himmler, had something similar..
Bazworth89 t1_j1f5om1 wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He took two shots in the bunker?
Jmards15 t1_j1f5ltk wrote
Don't put it on too fast. You got to, got to, gotta take it slowwww
PETEthePyrotechnic t1_j1f02nn wrote
Reply to comment by ajm2601 in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
Overrated comment
Born_ina_snowbank t1_j1ey0pf wrote
Didn’t realize you meant weight. Thought you where trying to figure out how long, how loooOoong it was.
WildBoy-72 t1_j1exzif wrote
Reply to comment by tlarcombe in Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
Göring has two but very small.
Environmental_Draw_3 t1_j1exft6 wrote
Reply to comment by sorry_ in A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. by kaarrty
…just to jerk…
Environmental_Draw_3 t1_j1exbe2 wrote
…the pigs are squealing…
yportnemumixam t1_j1ex476 wrote
Sounds like this last husband is a fun guy.
p0k3t0 t1_j1fpxte wrote
Reply to comment by SignHot6352 in Coffee and the Bible by TanaFey
I think you will find that the new testament has a book called Epistle to the Hebrews which is frequently shortened to just Hebrews.